Author Topic: fluffs make you fat.. (Read 2550 times)

lazs2 · « **on:** October 31, 2005, 07:17:49 AM »

No... that fluff isn't making your butt look fat....

It is all the cheetos and ho ho's that you are stuffing down your throat out of boredom that is making your butt look fat.

here is a clue... If what you like doing in AH gives you enough time to go to the fridge and make a sandwich or open up another bag of cheetos and pour a soda... You are playing fat.

Noble Furballers stay sleek... they have no time to scarf down everything in the house..

new pants getting a little tight again allready? get out of that fluff and into a real plane before all your friggin arteries clog up worse than a sewer line in a mexican resteraunt.

lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's

Westy · « **Reply #1 on:** October 31, 2005, 07:41:31 AM »

Herer's a graphic for the textually challenged

I R a BOmBAR Pile-it!

lazs2 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2005, 07:59:28 AM »

damn westy... I rarely spit my coffee but.... not only did I spit it but that stuff is hot when you spill it.

lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's

SirLoin · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:04:30 AM »

Hey Eskimo...How's that Lazscaster comin' along?

FiLtH · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:38:17 AM »

Hehehe...Augustas! You'll ruin your water shed Wonka!

SKJohn · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2005, 10:41:59 AM »

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Originally posted by Westy
Herer's a graphic for the textually challenged

I R a BOmBAR Pile-it!

All right, that's it! I did not give permission for my picture to be used on tis thread!

T0J0 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2005, 10:56:17 AM »

Lazs the fitness guru randomly speaks at AH conventions about proper fitness.
Below is a picture from his new titled book
"The Fluffer IN you"

Max · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2005, 11:38:54 AM »

A squaddie mentioned that he keeps a mini fridge next to his computer desk...loaded with beer and tasty snacks

DmdMax

MOSQ · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2005, 12:02:51 PM »

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Originally posted by Westy
Herer's a graphic for the textually challenged

I R a BOmBAR Pile-it!

I always wondered what TaterTot looked like.

~~to Taters and 999000, Please come back to Rooks. Pretty Please....~~

rshubert · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2005, 12:17:29 PM »

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Originally posted by DMax
A squaddie mentioned that he keeps a mini fridge next to his computer desk...loaded with beer and tasty snacks

DmdMax

My wife wanted me to do that...i declined, 'cause I need the exercise of running up and down the stairs.

Lassie, I don't have anything against cross-dressers. Just sayin...

lazs2 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2005, 02:17:45 PM »

just saying... noble furballers don't need to shove things into their mouths all the time to make up for joystick defieciencies or lack of skill with their tools like the fluffers do..

lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's

ThunderEGG · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2005, 02:32:51 PM »

I fly buffs a lot. I weigh 160 lbs. Not long ago I used to trim trees out of powerlines. I'm not fat or fluffy. I don't fit your description of virtual buff pilots.

Meatwad · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2005, 02:37:20 PM »

Thats the picture of people who play Dungeons and dragons online

AutoPilot · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2005, 03:18:31 PM »

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Thats the picture of people who play Dungeons and dragons online

Don't they call that game EverQuest?

Meatwad · « **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2005, 03:46:10 PM »

Either way, a bunch of fat nerds play it