Author Topic: Budweiser Presents.............. (Read 1022 times)

Revor · « **on:** July 24, 2006, 01:14:31 PM »

Speaker: Real American Hobos

Singer: REEALLLLLLLL AMMMMMERRRRRRRICAAAAAN HOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOS

Speaker: Today we salute you Mr. Vulcher/Scavenger

Singer: Mr. Vullllcchhheeerrrrr slash Scaaaaaveenngerrrr!!!

Speaker: When the Big Boys go in and try to fight the opposition and while they are having a big furball you just climb up in your spit 16 at 15k and standby

Singer: Immmmmm not gooinng in there because its toooo intense!!!!

Speaker: Then when the smoke clears and the reward of the fighters that cleared the skies are right before there eyes you swoop down from 15k and reap the benefits.

Singer: WOW There's a Easy P51 taking off from the field!!!!!!!!!

Speaker: Then when you someone manage to get your 3 kills by ripping the brave fighters off and see a high Typhoon in the sky while you are low you run like hell.

Singer: I'm gone with the wind!!!

Speaker: Then as you approach your runway your heart beats over 100 mph because you just cant wait to get the WTG's from the main arena so you can say look I earn those kills.

Singer: Momma's proud of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speaker: So crack open a budweiser Mr. Vulcher/Scavenger because this one is for you.

Singer: Thank you for the free kiiiiiiiiilllllllllls!!!!!!!!!

Nightshift82 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 24, 2006, 01:17:51 PM »

SWEET:aok

Tabasco · « **Reply #2 on:** July 24, 2006, 01:20:52 PM »

Great!!

Kermit de frog · « **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2006, 01:30:23 PM »

See Rule #7

Yoshimbo · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2006, 01:46:06 PM »

that's good

LEADPIG · « **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:10:23 PM »

CRACKING ME UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AutoPilot · « **Reply #6 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:11:40 PM »

will you make a version of that about late war plane flying dweebs?

SkyRock · « **Reply #7 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:46:09 PM »

DA, now! hee heee:aok

Dichotomy · « **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:55:16 PM »

BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Fury · « **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:11:07 PM »

ROFL

E25280 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 24, 2006, 10:31:50 PM »

I give it a 9 out of 10, simply because I want to leave room for you to out-do yourself -- a whole series is in order, I believe.

Suggestions (just to be an equal-opportunity insulter).

Mr. LA-7 Runtard
Mr. Divebombing Lanc Master
Mr. GV Spawncamper
Mr. Griefer Bastage
Mr. Furball Circlejerker
Mr. Collision Model Whiner
Mr. Bullrtin Board Toughguy Bully
Mr. Chuck Norris Anklehumper
Mr. Persona Non Grata
Mr. (each chess piece)

Lots of other more worthy material, I am sure.

Look forward to the next one (please let there be a next one! I'm too unimaginitive to make one up myself!)

Vudak · « **Reply #11 on:** July 24, 2006, 10:45:01 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by E25280

I give it a 9 out of 10, simply because I want to leave room for you to out-do yourself -- a whole series is in order, I believe.

Suggestions (just to be an equal-opportunity insulter).

Mr. LA-7 Runtard
Mr. Divebombing Lanc Master
Mr. GV Spawncamper
Mr. Griefer Bastage
Mr. Furball Circlejerker
Mr. Collision Model Whiner
Mr. Bullrtin Board Toughguy Bully
Mr. Chuck Norris Anklehumper
Mr. Persona Non Grata
Mr. (each chess piece)

Lots of other more worthy material, I am sure.

Look forward to the next one (please let there be a next one! I'm too unimaginitive to make one up myself!)

Raptor · « **Reply #12 on:** July 24, 2006, 10:48:38 PM »

I recall someone doing something like that a year ago. Except they voiced over and had actual audio to listen to

bagrat · « **Reply #13 on:** July 24, 2006, 10:53:54 PM »

lol.... only one thing, the singer guy is a little more sarcastic an has a slightly more comedic humor.

jaxxo · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2006, 11:36:00 PM »

yeah revor keep the singer guys quips shorter and more sarcastic

suggestions: Here's to you Mr. 190 dora driver guy...

"MR. 190 Dora driver guy!"

Cause when your 15k you rule the enemy airfield,

"Gonna kill some low ones!"

and when that silly con trys to defend his base you swoop in with all guns blazin,

"Look the newb is uppin!"

and after the hangars are killed by some fun police in lancasters you proudly grab alt for the way home,

"damn you tard buff pilots!"

Thank god you still have your SA when that 12k typhy comes to ruin your fun,

"aww gotta run now!"

Cause nothing say's your man more than 10 ruthless kills and 100 wtg's,

"Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

So heres to your Mr 190 Dora driver guy, may you be a shining example to every 8 year old dreaming of glory in the Skys!

" MR.190 Dora Driver guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"