Author Topic: Dynamic sheep (Read 1895 times)

Meatwad · « **on:** October 11, 2007, 08:30:10 AM »

With the current sheep, you can catch them too easily. This takes the fun out of a chase.

How about a preset area where if you get close, they move a random speed for a random distance.

I like my sheep lively, not standing still

Hien · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2007, 08:40:43 AM »

Random speed for a random distance?

Oh lord. I just got this image of a sheep going off a cliff and smashing some guy in the in the face.

That'd be a great way to die.

Meatwad · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2007, 08:47:47 AM »

If you get close slowly, they walk away

Come fast, they run

Now if a whole lot come running up in jeeps, they will pull the "fainting goat" and just fall over in a fear induced seizure

Latrobe · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2007, 09:03:39 AM »

Get in your jeep, we're gonna russle up some sheep! YEEE-HAW!!

Hien · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2007, 09:04:17 AM »

I can see it now, people in jeeps, hundreds of them, from the darkness they came.

And the sheep, the poor sheep, they just fall over... and the Jeeps run right into em'...

In fainting they manage to curse you to the bitter end, as you flip and die.

Oh, that'd be classic. Have to get a perked Jeep, with an arm attachment, so you can grab em' as you go past. And play football with jeeps. I'd do it.

Tiger · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2007, 09:20:07 AM »

let's make it so you can take sheep inthe jeep, run them to an enemy airfield and drop them on the enemy runway. Due to the sheep's uberness, this would effectively shutdown all flight operations at that base

Denholm · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2007, 09:20:48 AM »

That's when we start seeing terrains with pastures on 10K high cliffs near an enemy base, that way you herd the sheep off the cliff and they fall onto the planes attempting to takeoff below.

Sheep vulching, now that's special!

Meatwad · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2007, 09:27:07 AM »

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Originally posted by Tiger
let's make it so you can take sheep inthe jeep, run them to an enemy airfield and drop them on the enemy runway. Due to the sheep's uberness, this would effectively shutdown all flight operations at that base

Drop them right at the aircraft spawn

When they fade into world view.......BAM!

"You have been killed"

on 200: WAAAAAA You hurt my score

Neubob · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2007, 09:54:12 AM »

Come on meatball, just admit that you want them to be anatomically correct and be done with it.

I'm sure you're not alone and I sure as hell won't judge you for it.

Yee Haw.

Meatwad · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2007, 09:58:56 AM »

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Originally posted by Neubob
Come on meatball, just admit that you want them to be anatomically correct and be done with it.

I'm sure you're not alone and I sure as hell won't judge you for it.

Yee Haw.

Yes, its true!

Im so dirty

Hazard69 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 11, 2007, 10:44:01 AM »

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Rich46yo · « **Reply #11 on:** October 11, 2007, 12:21:56 PM »

Why not just hang machine guns on them and make them perk sheep? We can map all their functions onto our controllers. Maybe 4 speeds for our throttles, walk, prance, run, and "really run" from lonely drunks in parachutes.

Even better, to keep them from being victimized, we can put tail guns on the sheep. Maybe with 1,600 rounds in them like a B-26?

And spies?? They would be the ultimate spies. We could toss them out a goon near a Bish airbase. Imagine the Intel a pretty young sheep could gather hanging around the Bish?

Its a thought right?

Coshy · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2007, 06:10:41 AM »

One word:

Para-sheep

'nuff said

Latrobe · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2007, 12:14:27 PM »

We need a base for sheep.

"quick! lets take S3!!"

Greebo · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2007, 01:13:31 PM »

This seems strangely appropriate:

Black Sheep, the movie