dude 3 kills is a great landing, more than that makes you a picktard
. surprised it hasnt been requested that if you bail, walk back to base and jump on a new plane that it counts as the same sorty
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semp
Why not have a cemetary right at the end of the runway so that if you get killed but have a terminal path that lands in the cemetary, your "soul" can get a new body and you can then walk to the repair hangar with the shards of your a/c, have it repaired, then push it to the rearm pad?
That way, you could make your sortie perpetual and, when you do finally land, it'll be something akin to hoisting the biggest dump you've ever taken aloft for all to see.
Behold the majesty of this steaming turd, people, and know fear. For the colon that bore this mighty beast must have been of leviathan proportions! Quake at the stench and know that ye are not equal! Let me speak proudly, for this turd was laid by me!
Rock on, oh brother who suggested this, for you will, one day, hold such a gleaming prize aloft...
