I would like to keep everyone up to date on my status.
1. I was not the Bass player in the 80's group "The Vapours" and thus cannot autograph any CD's sent via mail, my apologies.
2. I did not write the "X Plane" flight simulator whilst eating breakfast, so please do not pm me if you require assistance for said software.
3. Pervert does not have a large spear, I have been informed it is a Trident, on his status as Deity I cannot pass judgement on his metaphysical form.
4. Lastly everyone in AH is "Awesome" and "Outstanding" even Bruv who is innocent of any dumpage accusations
ps Owen have you done your chores and homework?