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Offline captain1ma

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« on: August 24, 2015, 02:24:26 PM »
it has come to our attention that you guys are a bunch of weinies and horders. something about swine and porking and more things I cant really mention here on the boards. we're sure we can beat your guys with just the AVA regulars and whoever else shows up.

I would like to put out a public challenge to the POTW... if you even have enough guts to show up. setup will be as follows.

all planes now in the AVA will be what we use. nothing added. object is to capture the other guys Base. you may try to capture and near by base and try to GV into the main base. since its war, there are pretty much no rules. no whining about hording, hoing, picking or whatever other tactics you don't like. suck it up francis!!

for people that don't like the POTW, you may fly with the AVA regulars.

Date: Tuesday August 25, 2015
Time: 9pm EST
Location: AVA arena. if you don't know where that is, ask someone!

we have a butcher and a scrap guy standing by to cut up dead pork and recycle their airplanes.
no excuses, bragging rights only!!!

to the public, all are welcome to join us if you want a chance to get even with the pigs.

stand by for results after the battle.

<edit> we know all this is true, cause the SK's told us so!!
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Re: to Pigs on the Wing please read
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2015, 02:38:37 PM »
what about the icon range.  I am blind as a bat and need it.


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you dont want me to ho, dont point your plane at me.

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Re: to Pigs on the Wing please read
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2015, 02:44:53 PM »
captain1ma

Your post is a blatant violation of Rule #4, no flamebaiting.  I'm calling my mother who will be calling your mother.

I'm also with Semp, I'm blind as a bat and no matter how loud I scream at my computer, my echolocation does not work.
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Re: to Pigs on the Wing please read
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2015, 03:14:54 PM »
ill turn them on to 3k for the girls in the group.... will that work?

in all seriousness, I get that some of you cant see well, and I'm willing to turn them to 3k if that will work for you guys. id like to keep it as close to realistic as possible.... after all this is a PIG ROAST!!!!!

zoney, ill have my mother tell your mother whats what!!! and she'll do with with a little german accent! so you can imagine!!!!!

<edit> for the record, im not Flamebaiting.... IM FLAMETHROWER BAITING!!!
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2015, 03:19:00 PM »
Works for me.  And thank you.  When we doing this luau ?
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Re: to Pigs on the Wing please read
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2015, 03:22:08 PM »
Date: Tuesday August 25, 2015
Time: 9pm EST
Location: AVA arena. if you don't know where that is, ask someone!


oh yah almost forgot, Waystin2 is a swine!! or is that pig..... on the wing? BBQ's a coming!! Were gonna have pulled pork for dinner tomorrow night after we get done with the PIGS ON THE WING!!!
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2015, 03:31:49 PM »
thanks for extending the icon range.  however since I gotta work tomorrow afternoon, I wont be able to make it.  :bolt:

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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2015, 04:13:44 PM »
Buttttttttt!!!!! It's like way more cool to have icons off.
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2015, 06:42:50 PM »
I don't know if I can make it or not with all the fires we have in Oregon I'm doing 14 hour days 6 days a week.
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2015, 06:51:51 PM »
Can Latrobe and I have a 3rd country for ourselves and kill you all?  :devil
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2015, 07:02:10 PM »
no this is a pig roast, you'll have to have your own some other time!! also since semp is not going to be there, unless zoney shows up, and I will ask first anyway, I will not turn up icons, unless requested or zoney showing up. no zoney, no icons!

free pork sandwiches for the winners! that will be the AVA gang!!

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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2015, 07:24:07 PM »
I'm not that guy that changes the rules just to suit me ever.  I will play without icons just like everyone else.  I really appreciate the offer however.  I know I will see well enough to have a whole bunch of fun!  Besides, Pigs and JG11 are both Knights so we never get to have a proper dust up between us.  I look forward to being slaughtered by them over and over and over.
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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2015, 07:25:39 PM »
Dibs on Jaeger as a wingman
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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2015, 10:06:18 PM »
I do know some of jg11 has trouble seeing and some of the other players also. im not just making an exception for you but rather for everyone with eye sight trouble. im happy do it and it wont change the game that much. we'll still slaughter the pigs, then BBQ them and have pulled pork for lunch on Wednesday!! LOL

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« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2015, 10:07:54 PM »
in case no one has noticed, none of the flying weinerletts have made any retorts to my challenge!! the SK's told me the probably wouldn't have the courage!
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