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Offline Meatwad

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Really bad chinese knockoffs
« on: December 03, 2015, 08:44:46 PM »
http://www.knockingoff.com/

This stuff is just hilarious, not even made it a third of the way though and I cant stop laughing. This one I about peed myself from laughter. I mean, toy special is genuine brand, right?

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Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2015, 08:49:46 PM »
I like the thumb. LOL!


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Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2015, 08:50:40 PM »
They made a mistake.



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Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
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Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2015, 09:30:23 PM »
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2015, 09:50:25 PM »
Sure that isn't Toxic Waste Cop?  :police:

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Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2015, 09:56:53 PM »
It gets better, I wish I could find their website






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« Last Edit: December 03, 2015, 10:01:15 PM by Meatwad »
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
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Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2015, 11:33:56 PM »
You find a lot of this when walking through china town NO JOKE. You wanna see something really weird look at their cars. . .

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Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2015, 12:44:15 AM »
http://www.knockingoff.com/

This stuff is just hilarious, not even made it a third of the way though and I cant stop laughing. This one I about peed myself from laughter. I mean, toy special is genuine brand, right?



Oh, jeez!  I have tears running down my face.  Awesome find, Meatwad!

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Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2015, 01:07:45 AM »
China is awesome :old:

They are Commies by the way :old:

That woody has big hands :old:

This has a makings of a good thread

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Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2015, 01:28:48 AM »
I got one of these for a friend of mine.



It's an accoutrement.

By mistake, he left it in a Korean-owned restaurant.


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Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2015, 10:11:13 AM »
If I buy a tongue scratcher will I get chicks?
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