You forgot squad #6 The obnoxious BBS posters, aka the channel 1 tards.
This squad is made up of newbies and dweebs, occationally a complete tard will join their ranks too. These are the "pilots" who know exactly how each and every aircraft in AH should perform, because they saw it in a movie once. Some of the more prominent ones claims to have seen a documentary on Discovery channel too, although that has never been proven. They know everything about every flightmodel, they know everything about every aircraft.
Often they are ace pilots even before they start playing AH. Some have great experience from other flight sims. There they learned (the hard way, one might add) against the AI that the best ACM to get on the bandit's six is the hard turn. And if it works there...it must work here too.
To their great surprise though, they are completely unable to survive for five minutes in the MA. And they figure that this sad fact is somehow related to flaws in AH, or lack of skill in the other pilots.
These are the guys who can be seen sometimes augering on takeoff ten times in a row from a field, and then up a flakpanzer. Should one of these morons get off the ground, he will most probably stall and auger on his first turn (see "hard turn" above). And should they ever get anywhere near a bandit, they are completely helpless. Its not that they wont try though. Flying after the well thought out "point your aircraft towards your target at all times"-tactic, often they will start spraying at D3.0 in their desperate attempt to hit something.
As soon as their skilless dweeb a** has been shot down yet another time they flock to the BBS to post long tirades about how useless aircraft X is in AH, because IN REAL LIFE the aircraft was soo much better. Sometimes they can even cite a movie quote to prove it too.
Some of the more prominent tards dont even bother to run to the BBS to post their theories. Instead they give long lectures on ch1 on how skilless the pilot who just shot down them are, how they were afk, how they were cowardly HOed, how the other plane was hacked, what BS it is that they were shot down from D1.3 etc etc. The more talented tards never seem to run out of reasons why they were shot down either.
Constantly striving to achieve true dweebness, they will do anything to reach their goal. They are so attention starved that they know no limits. They will kamikaze CV's, they will man Shore battery's and realize that they dont know how to fire the guns, these are the guys that can be seen augering beside aircrafts taking off from a vulched field.
Everyone can be a dweeb, it just takes alot of dedication, but for some it comes naturally.
