Author Topic: Post Your Idiot Newscaster Statements Here (Read 1534 times)

funkedup · « **on:** March 20, 2003, 09:02:43 PM »

"The Seventh Calvary is the tip of the spear..." - Some meatstick on CNN.

Hangtime · « **Reply #1 on:** March 20, 2003, 09:09:02 PM »

"murrph umnerf dershiftom whupufh phe dwesqrt"

..cnn reporter in gas mask

Udie · « **Reply #2 on:** March 20, 2003, 09:10:10 PM »

"Well it's about 45 minutes to daylight here in Bagdad. I don't think we'll see any shock and awe for another day" - Every damn network

NUTTZ · « **Reply #3 on:** March 20, 2003, 09:11:16 PM »

"the War to bagdad, Brought to you by... AFLAIC"

Then broke to the commercial

NUTTZ

CMC Airboss · « **Reply #4 on:** March 20, 2003, 09:21:46 PM »

Reporter "Thats right, they've cautioned us not to disclose our location for obvious reasons."

Home desk "It looks like you are approaching a sand berm "

Reporter "Yes, thats the Iraqi border about a mile and a half away"

FoxNews 7:16p PST

sheesh

MiG

Vermillion · « **Reply #5 on:** March 20, 2003, 09:32:38 PM »

Tedd Koppel w/3rd ID

"As you can see behindme, there is a Bradley armored vehicle moving into Iraq"

"Umm Ted, thats a M113 ."

"I meant the next vehicle behind it, and you can see the large follow on armored column"

"Umm Ted thats a M577 Command Vehicle"

"I meant the next vehicle behind it"

"Umm Ted thats obviously a M1A1 Abrahams Tank."

At this point even friggin ABC news cuts away because Ted Koppel is a dumb bellybutton that even THEY are embarassed about.

john9001 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 20, 2003, 09:33:09 PM »

where is this shuckn-naw they keep talking about? i can't find it on the map, is it near bagdad?

Gman · « **Reply #7 on:** March 20, 2003, 09:37:57 PM »

lmao

"What is to stop the Iraqi's from watching CNN and following the 7th Cav and sending some planes to attack them".

A: what planes

B: Sand = bad for landmark navigation, especially from blurry digital screen.

C: Please quit and go pump gas idiot CNN commentator, or let the guy with the 7th Cav talk for you, as he's not a fool.

funkedup · « **Reply #8 on:** March 20, 2003, 09:39:20 PM »

"It's just a vast sea of sand and we're just making one small trail in this vast sea of sand." - CNN F-wad

funkedup · « **Reply #9 on:** March 20, 2003, 10:02:37 PM »

"They have seen camels before but not like this, camels with 120 mm guns" CNN gomer

Pei · « **Reply #10 on:** March 20, 2003, 10:13:16 PM »

Funked, don't you have something better to do? Don't you know there is a war on?

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #11 on:** March 20, 2003, 10:16:49 PM »

::As a pair of Tomcats launched from a CV last night (CNN)::

"And behind me you'll see two F14 Tomahawks launching, armed with air to ground bombs."

F14 Tomahawk?

Air to ground bombs?

Wow...

funkedup · « **Reply #12 on:** March 20, 2003, 10:32:42 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Saurdaukar
::As a pair of Tomcats launched from a CV last night (CNN)::

"And behind me you'll see two F14 Tomahawks launching, armed with air to ground bombs."

F14 Tomahawk?

Air to ground bombs?

Wow...

Do a Google search for "bombcat".

Dago · « **Reply #13 on:** March 20, 2003, 11:38:05 PM »

When the first bombs were dropped, Peter Jennings said something to the effect of:

"and B17s are bombing Bagdhad, er F117s"

Meatwad · « **Reply #14 on:** March 21, 2003, 12:04:49 AM »

ROFL!!!!! Heard the F-14 Tomahawk but didnt dawn on me until now, funny!! Maybe the Tomahawk could be ground to ground bombs