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Offline Honch

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« on: September 26, 2003, 09:23:37 AM »
Honch’s Guide to HO’ing
 
#1 Use a plane with 50 cals.  Do not fear the heavy cannon planes like 190s and Typhoons. A 20mm, 30mm or 37mm cannon does no damage if it never hits you and if you follow the steps below they wont.

#2 Turn off tracers – so the other pilot won’t know when you start shooting.

#3 Set your convergences to the maximum distance allowed on your 50-cal plane of choice.

#4 To set up the shot, enter a dive until you are below the target then turn up into them so that when you will approach the other HO’er you will be in a slight climb. That way, if you both get damaged, you’ll be on the way up and they’ll be on the way down, ensuring that they smack the ground before you and thereby getting the kill (and the inevitable whine)

#5 Line up the shot so that you have the other plane in your sites at d2.0.

#6 Zoom in and target their left or right wing.

#7 Begin firing at d1.5 – Cease firing at d1.0 and veer off.  Your 50s will continue on their laser-guided course until the other guy flies right into them.

#8 Use the ‘F’ key on the keyboard to fire so that your trigger finger doesn’t unsteady your shot.

#9 Turn fast and flat to avoid their cannon trajectory then turn back to them so that they cannot gain angles if they happen to survive.

#10 Be gracious when they whine.  If they say “Nice HO jerk”, or something similar,  Say: “Thanks! I use Honch’s guide to HO’ing!”  -S-
 

Remember, it always takes 2 to Head-On so Happy HO'ing!

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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2003, 09:25:50 AM »
lol Honch.

Great stuff...will try it at the earliest opportunity.

Must remember to film my response to any whine.

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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2003, 09:29:09 AM »
what a F&ckin dweeb.  man its ppl like you who ruin the game.
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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2003, 09:47:36 AM »
I still prefer the FW190a8 for HO'ing.  The P-38 is pretty good for it, too, plus its more durable and convergence isn't an issue.

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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2003, 10:51:59 AM »
That's a beautiful list...but for #1, I gotta go with the Mossie.  It's an HO monster!  :)
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2003, 11:18:10 AM »
My Aces High experience will never be the same again.  Thank you, Honch!

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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2003, 11:29:59 AM »
We prefer you replace the word "HO" with "Joust" from now on please!
:) Ik0N

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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2003, 11:56:00 AM »
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Originally posted by IK0N
We prefer you replace the word "HO" with "Joust" from now on please!
:) Ik0N


yes, please...  i need the royalites to support my sheep shearing habit.

if you're feeling really ambitious and rambuctious, use

Hodweebjoustweenie or some variation.

or simply...  phacephag
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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2003, 12:00:19 PM »
How many perks for the flying ostrich?




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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2003, 12:20:18 PM »
That was a cool game for its time.  Many a quarter thrown into those machines.
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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2003, 12:50:45 PM »
Pathetic.

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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2003, 12:51:40 PM »
hehe, that's great Honch. I usually respond to an HO whine with "Thanks, I couldn't have done it without you" ;)
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2003, 12:59:21 PM »
What we really need next are some tips on how to intentionally ram folks and use lag to our advantage.  Honch, are you up to the task?

-- Todd/Leviathn

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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2003, 01:11:34 PM »
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
What we really need next are some tips on how to intentionally ram folks and use lag to our advantage.  Honch, are you up to the task?

-- Todd/Leviathn


This one just about covers it Lev ... its just not all in a nicely ordered sequence of steps.

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97021
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« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2003, 01:32:17 PM »
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Originally posted by Nath[BDP]
what a F&ckin dweeb.  man its ppl like you who ruin the game.



:confused:  so he HOs, a crime against the state? I admit Im a duh but so what if he HOs?

An HO is just another way of dogfighting, or is it? Does it aggrevate you, and others, because you cant get alt, or sneak up and shoot him in the back? Whats the difference?:cool: