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Martha Stewart's Prison Recipes
« on: January 28, 2004, 05:08:34 PM »
Fur Burger
Serves 4
Ingredients:
1 Puerto Rican cellmate's underwear
3/4 cup of prison issued toothpaste
1/2 cup spent cooking oil

Tip: Serve with orange zest instead of catsup for a fruity and refreshing trea



Ass Mousse

pound Crisco
200 sweet & low packs
crumbled coffee beans
1 can Eagle Brand milk
sheot (no corn)

Chill on window ledge, serve to any prisoner who tries to make you their "beotch"