Fur Burger
Serves 4
Ingredients:
1 Puerto Rican cellmate's underwear
3/4 cup of prison issued toothpaste
1/2 cup spent cooking oil
Tip: Serve with orange zest instead of catsup for a fruity and refreshing trea
Ass Mousse
pound Crisco
200 sweet & low packs
crumbled coffee beans
1 can Eagle Brand milk
sheot (no corn)
Chill on window ledge, serve to any prisoner who tries to make you their "beotch"
