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Offline Meatwad

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Hobowars 3rd adventures
« on: February 04, 2009, 10:06:49 PM »
3rd adventures have started.

#1 - Go to the x,y coords for the hatch while exploring the city and read the dialogue.
#2 - Get the magnet from the pawn shop and go to walmart. You will talk to one of the punks that will trade it for the anarchy patch.
#3 - Go to the RLD in the second city, you will find out you need glue.
#4 - Wellness clinic. Trade the patch for glue
#5 - Go back to RLD. Give the glue to the nitwit and you will get the fake ID
#6 - Go to liqour store and buy at least 6 bottles of crudweiser
#7 - drink them one after another until you finally pass out.
#8 - You will wake up and go through some monologue.
#9 - Eat the roast beef and go to the docks. You will accept a mission

Should be the end of day 1
 
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Offline Curlew

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Re: Hobowars 3rd adventures
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 03:47:57 AM »
what? where can i find this?
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Offline Habu

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Re: Hobowars 3rd adventures
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2009, 06:41:54 AM »
Where are the coordinates for the hatch again?

I went to the xy where the newspaper boy was before and it was empty.
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Hobowars 3rd adventures
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2009, 06:54:29 AM »
It was your lucky numbers from the wonka bar wrappers

Luckily when I came across it exploring, I saved its location in a text file.


Curlew - You can find this at www.hobowars.com
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline Habu

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Re: Hobowars 3rd adventures
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2009, 08:26:48 AM »
Each wrapper has the number on it.

I bought a new bar at the candy shop and got the coordinates. Finished the adventure in 4 minutes thanks to the great primer Meatwad.

Cool theme this time.

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Re: Hobowars 3rd adventures
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2009, 05:09:50 PM »
I'll put the 2nd day stuff on here too
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Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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Re: Hobowars 3rd adventures
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2009, 08:16:58 PM »
Day 2

Read the dossier and go to suicide hill

Follow lance around using the hints in bold. If you go to the wrong area, you have to start over from the first hint.

Way too easy!

See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline BlueJ1

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Re: Hobowars 3rd adventures
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2009, 11:48:48 PM »
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Offline Habu

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Re: Hobowars 3rd adventures
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2009, 08:17:52 PM »
Day 3

Search for Morphus by using the search function in the City Find a Hobo.

Enter his player number in the survalence room of the Wonka factory from Adventure 2

Beat him in Othello. It is easy go for the corners of the game board.


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Re: Hobowars 3rd adventures
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2009, 08:44:23 PM »
Day 5

Go to the parking garage. find you have to go to sewer 3

Coords for me was 3,6 (or 6,3). It was on the far left path and up

Read and go to the docks

When you play against ahab, eat the altoids first (hoburbia, tin can alley flea market). Equip the bowling shoes, heal yourself, and use the bowling ball to play.

You will bet him and win
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline Habu

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Re: Hobowars 3rd adventures
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2009, 08:46:09 PM »
day 4

I got it finally.

here are some of the clues

frothy=soap
glazed=half a donut
earthy= potato
potato=fries and potato
bubbly= bottles


Never did figure out complex or hearty

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Re: Hobowars 3rd adventures
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2009, 08:47:32 PM »
complex - more odd items

hearty - more meat items
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline Habu

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Re: Hobowars 3rd adventures
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2009, 09:59:52 PM »
Thanks Meatwad for 5. I would never have figgured it out. I bypassed the sewer and went to dock and had no clue what to do.

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Re: Hobowars 3rd adventures
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2009, 10:07:25 PM »
Day 6 is pretty easy

Go to the docks and then set sail to canbodia.

Its definately Apcolypse now themes

 have to play another mini game.

You get a smart bread for winning. Can only do it once a day apparently.
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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Re: Hobowars 3rd adventures
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2009, 07:46:09 PM »
Sweet. Finally a way to get a smartbread without wasting all your T in RPSLS