Calling all Website Developers!

[LTCClark]

 

 
Hey guys.

I am in the process of launching yet another website.

The information will be kept secret until it is made completely public, however I would like to extend the offer to any AH Community member that knows a few things about the following.

-Web Artwork, Making menus, modules and using Photshop Editors, or Paintshop Pro 9
- SQL Interfacing and Queries, Making a PHP website interact with an SQL Database.
- CHMOD on Linux webservers and some commands.

If you do not know everything however fit into one of those categories please dont be shy to speak up.

I will reveal the idea behind the website once you are accepted into the offer and have returned a Non-Disclosure Agreement and a Non-Compete Agreement that must be notarized.

Payment and Compensation.

The Idea behind this website and once you agree to the Terms of Development and Agree to remain anonymous and in absolute secrecy until the launch of the website will allow you to share in the profits produced by the services offered through the website  (this is not dealing with spam or any gimmicks)

No Money Down, and No Upfront Starting costs at all. 

I already have some investment stake into the project and I will handle all Hosting / Domain and Software Costs.


Please Notify me if you are interested in getting started with this project.

my Yahoo ID is dynatechtx and I go by ColClark in the game. my email address is eclark461  @   gmail.com

[Enker]

I know how to draw circles in photoshop on my mac, as well as a working knowledge of HTML... but all the other stuff, I know nothing about, there for I do not send the email. You might want to split up the email address to help keep spam down to you as well.

[Tr1gg22]

I know how to draw circles in photoshop on my mac, as well as a working knowledge of HTML... but all the other stuff, I know nothing about, there for I do not send the email. You might want to split up the email address to help keep spam down to you as well.

circles thats better than me

[Boxboy]

Sheez the lengths some guys go to for April fools is amazing 

[CHAPPY]

Porn?

[Sincraft]

While I can pretty much do it all, I'm fuzzy with most programming as it takes me a little longer than someone that does it fulltime.

My designs are sharp, and more importantly....everything I do........EVERYTHING I DO stems from Search Engine Optimization.  

My company spent over a million dollars revamping just a small portion of their site because of SEO.  They already have seen a 1 million in revenue increase, DURING THIS ECONOMY!  They way overpayed for this optimization as their problems were readily obvious, especially as the next competitor has 1/100th of the employees and presence.  They outsourced and followed the same guidelines we suggested.

If you know what you are doing and know what I am talking about, all you need is a few hours initially, during and later down the road of consulting time.  

I do this part time, I don't have the time to program but can consult on the project and the direction.  In a pinch I can program, design and implement.  

OH and btw, before you hire anyone from the interwebs, make sure you get their real address and have them send a copy of their drivers license.  NCA's do not work against those in Canada or other countries, don't even try going after them..  Send the NCA to them to sign and return.

Rates negotiable but stunningly expensive!
If interested, pm me.
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[oakranger]

i have a web site that i am trying to upgrade and need some help.  i am a beginer so there is a lot that i do not know about web site development.

[Ciaphas]

i have a web site that i am trying to upgrade and need some help.  i am a beginer so there is a lot that i do not know about web site development.

Depends on what you want to do.

[ROX]

I have the skills and the experience going back to coding on notepad back to 1985.  I already have all the programs as well as the experience using them on websites for multi-million $$ companies, partnerships, corporations, as well as churches (I do church sites for almost nothing).

I DO work on projects for a variety of clients, however I don't do non-competes.  Arkansas is a "Right To Work" state.



ROX

[oakranger]

Depends on what you want to do.

It is for my consultant business.   www.workforgrass.com

[FiLtH]

   Why do I feel an African prince in exile is behind this?

     Good luck with it. I used to do some art related stuff years ago but nothing serious.

[Enker]

circles thats better than me

They aren't really circles, more like octagons that ride the short bus....

[Eagler]

It is for my consultant business.   www.workforgrass.com

you need to make an index page out of this: PRS .htm so that when you go to your link, your site is displayed instead of a list of the files which make up your site. Just rename or copy prs.htm to index.htm.

[oakranger]

you need to make an index page out of this: PRS .htm so that when you go to your link, your site is displayed instead of a list of the files which make up your site. Just rename or copy prs.htm to index.htm.

Yea, i did some update lastnight and now having problems with that.