Hiteck what does it take?

[bustr]

Bet Hitech buys the very best Nerf guns for his team's office Nerf fights. Can't beat a Nerf auto cannon for letting off some steam after the thousandth whiny tech call...........Waaaaa your game makes my PC run slowww and screws my Internet.

[Shuffler]

I heard Skuzzy's office is regularly refered to as Area 51.


Also heard that Hitech keeps a welcome mat in his office in case he ever needs to call anyone out on the carpet.

[Peyton]

What are you looking for, a 'life and times of a Hitech employee'?

I can see Skuzzy's day to day event list...

8:00am: I arrive at work with a large coffee, say hello to everyone.

8:15am: I sit at my desk and open the forums for illicit material.

8:45am: Only 4 people banned from the forums today, 1 more and I'm an 'ace in a day'!

9:15am: I ignore another pathetic plea from Delirium to introduce the skin 'Uncle Cys Angel'.

9:30am: I enter the server room and trip over the cord.

etc etc

10:15..scrolls through 700 new postings by usb777.................

[Changeup]

I heard Skuzzy's office is regularly refered to as Area 51.


Also heard that Hitech keeps a welcome mat in his office in case he ever needs to call anyone out on the carpet.

He also has a set of paper hands taped to his desktop for the really bad kids..