The "official" AH Onion board

[Latrobe]

Chaos ensued in the arena as all 3 countries' HQs were simultaneously disabled.  The lack of information on enemy locations resulted in two missions from opposing countries somehow accidentally upping in the same grid, resulting in mass confusion as pilots found themselves at equal strength against a numerous opposing force.

80 aircraft simultaneously bailed to reup at the other side of the map.

Wiley.

 

[DmonSlyr]

80 aircraft simultaneously bailed to reup at the other side of the map.

Wiley.

Hahahahahaha that is great

[morfiend]

 Breaking News:



   This just in......Skuzzy blames the dog!






   

[Chilli]

This just in.  Skuzzy update:  

In a round of unfolding events it was learned that he had eaten chili the night before.  A source close to the incident described it as a moment of epiphany as it has inspired a brand new look for the AH haze.  The room quickly emptied as they all ran to their offices and slammed their doors eager to begin coad on this next great improvement.  All except for Skuzzy whose facial expression said it all.

No photograph of this historic event was available, however the last known event of this magnitude was captured in this stock footage:

[JimmyC]

Shock News...HTC are utilising players for their own gratification..
information ...reportedly coming direct from the sauce.. indicates Chili has been eaten...reports chilli..
in conflicting information he re emerged later which put a smile on Scuzzys dial..

confused
..only on this network..more to follow..

[mbailey]

Best thread in a long time 

[Copprhed]

Just in: FBCrabby has passed away, due to extreme acidification of the water. Witnesses state that a loud explosion was heard, immediately followed by a noxious smell and the sound of someone chuckling. More to follow.

[MrKrabs]

Just in: FBCrabby has passed away, due to extreme acidification of the water. Witnesses state that a loud explosion was heard, immediately followed by a noxious smell and the sound of someone chuckling. More to follow.

Detectives have concluded that FBCrabby happened to be in Skuzzy's toilet... How and why he was there is yet unknown, but incriminating evidence "hence his sadistic smile" suggests that it was a homicide...

[SkyRock]

In a surprising incident, Skuzzy laughed!  No one is quite sure what provoked the outburst, and everyone is afraid to ask.  It is this reporters speculation,......he farted.

[1MADDOG1]

Meanwhile at HTC during a coffee break,


 

[1MADDOG1]

Oh, by the way, happy to see you back bustr

[FLS]

New player shocks community. Pundits at a loss to explain bizarre behavior. Witnesses report the new player collided and took damage while the other aircraft flew away apparently unharmed. When the new player failed to complain in text or voice some witnesses were so upset they needed counseling. Assuming the new player simply didn't know what had happened several players expressed outrage on his behalf but were silenced when the new player stated that he probably should have ducked sooner.

[guncrasher]

breaking news:

-rooks have promised their noe missions will not be above 30k anymore.

-knights squads have made an agreement in which all the squads will work together as a team.  no more senseless furballing.

-finally bishops have promised not to complain about their undefended bases being horded while having 80 p38's dive bombing on a vh base and failing to take out all 3 hangars.

and finally midway has promised not to post anymore on this bb out of respect for bruv.


semp

[Zerstorer]

Oh, come on Fulcrum, Skuzzy has a sense of humor............I think 

Researchers sacked. Film at 11.

 

 

Well..we now know Skuzzy laughs at farts...so that's something! 

[scott66]

BEST THREAD EVER!!