The "official" AH Onion board

[guncrasher]

rooks have promised to fly noe's below 30k now.  while bishops have also promised not to horde and the knights have made alliance with other squads to get all knights organized.

in addition the rook/knight and bishop/knight alliance have been discontinued.  all knights involved in the planing of such alliances have been fired and encouraged to move to other countries. we will no longer allow such alliances.



semp

[DmonSlyr]

AH Chronicle Reports!

Puff ACK!! There's no turning BACK!
(More on page 7)

Are words more powerful than bullets?
     Trends reveal that violent disputes of social media have lashed out among the countries! Words, yes words, have been causing choas and turmoil. Has the war finally drowned into irrational verbal arguments, or will the bloodshed continue?

Bishops! An unlikely Suspect!
The good, the bad, the ugly, you either cringe at the name of them, or you become one forever. Few have escaped their foul tactics, but many more remain to crush the knights and the rooks for their abusive past. Will the honor stand?
(Pg 6)

[guncrasher]

in other news skuzzy hasnt brought the ban hammer in two

[Chilli]

Jayro responded to the accusations that Knights have joined any kind of organization.  His exact words were, "What organization?  Now can I help it if few smart guys happen to be on duh runway when I take off.  Just because a couple of bums get roughed up, its gotta be called an organization?"

[Rob52240]

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[Chilli]

   Rob, who da hell?  do ya squelch on a 2 way?  Oh yeah, nevermind I see they are marketing to the rocket scientists, "Made of Stainless Steel" .... next line, "Do Not Use in Microwave"   

Oh well, it does say "Swiss Navy" .... I guess the Army couldn't get the multiple blade attachments to fit inside the lid without the user cutting their lip. 

[Rob52240]

I thought it was funnier than these others.

[BaldEagl]

You've got to be kidding me.

Shower Coffee Maker + Soap Dispenser

Cut your morning routine in half!

Stainless housing stands up to even the harshest dandruff shampoos!

Uses standard 120V outlet!

Brews 1 cup per 12 gallons of water!



Now THAT's funny!   

[USCH]

This just in.... Ch 200,s tower goes off the air from a miss guided Bish bomb and everyone gets along playing a cool video game for 30min.

[MrKrabs]

According to lifestyle magazine Glzz's and Raynos's wedding is going to be bigger than any celebritity!

Heck even says Daddkev will perform the ceremony!

[glzsqd]

According to lifestyle magazine Glzz's and Raynos's wedding is going to be bigger than any celebritity!

Heck even says Daddkev will perform the ceremony!

 

Somone's leaking photos of our foreplay 

I hope the hacker doesn't expose are Nudes like he did with Jennifer.

[wpeters]

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Somone's leaking photos of our foreplay 

I hope the hacker doesn't expose are Nudes like he did with Jennifer.

If that is foreplay I would hate to see what after play looks like

[glzsqd]

I guess this means no more kitchen nightmares 

[darkzking]

If that is foreplay I would hate to see what after play looks like

here's 1 of our new beds

[bustr]

The CEO and Producers of the AH Onion have just taken an emergency vacation until such time that the all clear is sounded after the Skuzzyzilla passes through town.