I love tear stained PM's

[Tracers]

Anyone else get a laugh from dweebs that need to cry over PM after they are put in the tower? I find it very entertaining   

The best part is the lies and back-pedalling they throw out when you call em out on 200  .

  Beer 

[Someguy63]

Yes, they lighten my day, they're priceless!

[Xavier]

The bish waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were rooks in the HQ. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the bish high command were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
He had been a bish for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the strat raiders and he said to Snailman “I want to be on the B29s.”
Snailman said “No! You will BE KILL BY ROOKS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the HQ he knew there were rooks.
“This is high command” the radio crackered. “You must fight the dweebs!”
So the bish gotted his La7 and took off.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the rooks
“I will vulch him” said the rookmaster and he fired the vulch rocket missiles. The bishop HO at him and tried to blew him up. But then the HQ went down and they were blind and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the dweebs” he shouted
The radio said “No, bish. You are the dweebs”
And then the bishop was a dweeb.

[Zerstorer]

The bish waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were rooks in the HQ. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the bish high command were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
He had been a bish for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the strat raiders and he said to Snailman “I want to be on the B29s.”
Snailman said “No! You will BE KILL BY ROOKS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the HQ he knew there were rooks.
“This is high command” the radio crackered. “You must fight the dweebs!”
So the bish gotted his La7 and took off.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the rooks
“I will vulch him” said the rookmaster and he fired the vulch rocket missiles. The bishop HO at him and tried to blew him up. But then the HQ went down and they were blind and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the dweebs” he shouted
The radio said “No, bish. You are the dweebs”
And then the bishop was a dweeb.

 

[Max]

The bish waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were rooks in the HQ. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the bish high command were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
He had been a bish for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the strat raiders and he said to Snailman “I want to be on the B29s.”
Snailman said “No! You will BE KILL BY ROOKS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the HQ he knew there were rooks.
“This is high command” the radio crackered. “You must fight the dweebs!”
So the bish gotted his La7 and took off.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the rooks
“I will vulch him” said the rookmaster and he fired the vulch rocket missiles. The bishop HO at him and tried to blew him up. But then the HQ went down and they were blind and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the dweebs” he shouted
The radio said “No, bish. You are the dweebs”
And then the bishop was a dweeb.

DokGonzo would be proud 

[Someguy63]

The bish waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were rooks in the HQ. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the bish high command were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
He had been a bish for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the strat raiders and he said to Snailman “I want to be on the B29s.”
Snailman said “No! You will BE KILL BY ROOKS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the HQ he knew there were rooks.
“This is high command” the radio crackered. “You must fight the dweebs!”
So the bish gotted his La7 and took off.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the rooks
“I will vulch him” said the rookmaster and he fired the vulch rocket missiles. The bishop HO at him and tried to blew him up. But then the HQ went down and they were blind and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the dweebs” he shouted
The radio said “No, bish. You are the dweebs”
And then the bishop was a dweeb.

 

[Zoney]

Yes, the PM's after they've died are always a giggle.  My favorite is "I was AFK", PM'd 1.7 milliseconds after you've killed them and 3.4 seconds after they were turning.

These however, do not compare to the "silence" you hear after shooting down one of the mouthy players...................... ........................

[ebfd11]

On the Pigs FB we have a section called Rage PM's ... OMG you should see some of them..makes me giggle every time a new one is posted.

LawnDart

[Max]

These however, do not compare to the "silence" you hear after shooting down one of the mouthy players...................... ........................

Happened just the other day with a Corsair pile-it whose name rhymes with J-Lo  

[waystin2]

On the Pigs FB we have a section called Rage PM's ... OMG you should see some of them..makes me giggle every time a new one is posted.

LawnDart

We screenshot every high quality Rage PM to preserve for future enjoyment.  Keep them coming Bishop & Rook Pilots/Gv'ers!  

[Scca]

We screenshot every high quality Rage PM to preserve for future enjoyment.  Keep them coming Bishop & Rook Pilots/Gv'ers!  

Don't think for a second that Rooks and Bish are the only ones who know how to rage PM... 

[waystin2]

Don't think for a second that Rooks and Bish are the only ones who know how to rage PM... 

Pretty sure you are correct.  I have flown Knights 99.9% of the last 7 years so the only Rage PMs I have ever received are from Bishop and Rooks.  So for me, the statement holds some truth. 

[mthrockmor]

Lawndart, there is no giggling in AH....sheesh! But now I'll have to find your FB to read them for myself.

boo

[Skyyr]

On the Pigs FB we have a section called Rage PM's ... OMG you should see some of them..makes me giggle every time a new one is posted.

We screenshot every high quality Rage PM to preserve for future enjoyment. 

What a splendid idea! Thank you... you two just gave me an idea.

[caldera]

See Rules #4, #6