"Gonna tell ya all about a story bout a man named Sven,
poor wheat farmer barely kept his family fed...
and den one day he vuz a shootin' at some food,
and uppa fromma da ground der was a bubblin' crude...
Winona Tea....Ro'chestr Gold.
Vell, da next thin ja know der ol Sven's a millionaire...
and da Sweds der said, "anahey, ya lutefisk eatin' hoser...move away from der der, doncha know,
cuz Vest a Roachtown iz der da place ya aughtta be der ..
and he looned' up der truck der dont'cha know....and moved to Albert Lea...
movie stars, wheat...and Looterns."
Oh Ja.
Signed,
Ollie
