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Offline LePaul

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« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2003, 11:15:21 AM »
You MAWs are all silly

Just call the A-Team, sucker!




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« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2003, 11:32:37 AM »
boy... MT sure looked silly back in those days eh?   No wonder he has back and neck problems now.
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« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2003, 11:33:13 AM »
[list=A]
  • Get a paper bag
  • Fill it with dog poop
  • Put it on his doorstep
  • Set Fire to it (the bag, not the doorstep)
  • Ring the doorbell
  • Hide in a bush
  • Watch and laugh
  • [/list=A]
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« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2003, 11:34:15 AM »
oh, and what did he do to make you want to get revenge?
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« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2003, 03:48:13 AM »
lolol ok..i like A-Team...IM GONNA GET U SUKA

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« Reply #35 on: July 25, 2003, 03:53:15 AM »
lolol ok..i like A-Team...IM GONNA GET U SUKA

ICE...hehe would love to take off his brand new roof


some u guys....hmmm i would never go to jail over this shmuk

BNash..just cause i enjoy ur artwork..il  say one thing...

the legal side is already goin..but doesnt cause him much harm...company does ..

so....hes getn soimthn good....its been a few moinths now....revenges is getn cold now..hehehe:cool:

umm thx for some help..feel free to ad more

and urine boms??? humm are you a soccer fan??..lolol

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« Reply #36 on: July 25, 2003, 04:01:34 AM »
In his name, subscribe  to the most skanky porn magazine you can find (gay is best) and have it delivered to his office.  A year of monthly revenge for one low price.
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« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2003, 07:39:59 AM »
Go to the local auto store and buy one quart of brake fluid.

Go to the local hardware store and buy one small ( 1" to 2" ) paint brush.

'Write' your favorite slurs or curse words on the hood, deck lid, and down both sides of his car using the paintbrush to apply brake fluid.

Next time he goes to wash off his car (or to specifically the brake fluid), it will  neatly remove the paint (just where you painted) all the way down to the primer.

Its so funny to see someone drive buy with large 2ft high letters on the side of their car spelling " stunninghunk" !!!

Just dont' get caught or YOU will be paying the $5k plus to get their car repainted. ;)

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« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2003, 09:34:33 AM »
bgb.. I think you are on the wrong board.   This one has mostly men.  You need to go to a female oriented board to get some hints on really cowardly sneaky stuff.   Then of course, you need to sink to that level.
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« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2003, 10:27:49 AM »
"Best Legal Revenge Tactics?"

My puerile and obtuse friend the answer is simple. Just convince him (or her) to buy a large quantity of iEN stock.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2003, 10:36:14 AM by WestyAH »

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« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2003, 10:53:21 AM »
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Lazs is on the money, you might even try a little forgiveness?



forgiveness is definitely the way to go.  if you are having a hard time forgiving him, this might help.  I tend to find it much easier to forgive someone while standing on his throat.

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« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2003, 11:29:59 AM »
sneak to his dryer exhaust at night and stuff 3-4 pieces of bologna down the hose.

the heat from the dryer will help it rot faster, and animals will come looking for the tasty treat.

oh yeah the smell in the basement will be retching and almost impossible to find. :D


-or-

get your hands on some cow bones and bury or hide them in his back yard. when animals turn them up call the police and tell them you saw what looks like human remains in his backyard.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2003, 11:33:30 AM by JB73 »
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« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2003, 11:59:52 AM »
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Originally posted by Hortlund
Have a sex change operation, then plastic surgery. Then seduce him, and then, afterwords tell him that you are really a guy.



LOL!!  Sick, but a good one :D

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« Reply #43 on: July 26, 2003, 11:56:26 AM »
find him a wife

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« Reply #44 on: July 26, 2003, 03:21:22 PM »
lok..for you little sissies...

Forgiveness..lmfao..you panty waist liberal..cork smoking fruit loops...


And..again..N(OTHING ILLEGAL   sheesh..i told you going to jail and or paying fines is not going to happen...

btw lazs..you suk camel balls..get out of my thread..

Is therree away to ban cuddlinghunksess from your threads..that means you..Dixon Cornholer




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