The Instigators
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Mission Statement
"The Instigator's goal is not only to crush enemies, but to make them log off and cry about their scores."
History
The Instigators were formed during tour 103 by two rather annoying members of another squad. These two (who shall not be named) inadvertently caused the untimely demise of their former squad.
OK, it was all ramtard's fault - caldera was an innocent bystander.
Instigator Focus
Our primary focus is having fun. Though we usually fly together, it is not a requirement to do so. There are times when you may find us at opposite ends of the map. We seldom engage in land grabs or missions but such actions are acceptable (as long as you don't mind the rest of the squad laughing at you). We all fly or drive what we want and where we want to. If we are not finding much fun in the MA's, we may put together an in-squad mission that usually consists of some sort of suicide attack like Stuka raids into a busy base or Jeep races through an enemy base after ack is down. These are done only for laughs and to set the Instigator mood in place. Of course, it's BYOB.
Training Corps
Each of our squad members bring their own unique skill that makes our squad the juggernaut that other players almost know about.
If you require "quality" training, our friendly staff can direct you to someone in another squad that actually knows stuff.
ramtard - Has the uncanny ability to crash into multiple cons in a single sortie.
caldera - Can auger any plane, at any speed and with considerable ease.
twister - Flys right at a horde because even wife ack can't kill him.
semp - Lands double digit kills regularly due to his recent purchase of "Proxy-Bot"
lawndart - Shoots at friendlies before a fight, in order to handicap his aircraft so the red guys have a chance.
Conscription (err, i mean enlistment) Requirements
-Must be an adult (adult behavior is optional).
-Must have a sense of humor. Much of our humor is aimed at each other. Be prepared to get back everything you give out.
-Must be a paying member of Aces High. No, we won't lend you any money.
-Must accept that your squaddies will stop at nothing to steal your kills.
Membership to the squad can only be obtained through a unanimous vote of current members (bribes are recommended - send all money to caldera).
We are a very un-organized squad and only fly for the fight. If you like a small (non-horde) squad atmosphere, then this may be the place for you.
Our squad nights are on wednesdays. PM one of us in-game if you want to wing up.
Squad Roster
(click on player names for more info)
ramtard ----ram-bot
caldera ----almost funny
Twister2 ----smiley killer
lawndart ----still tardy
semp ----ho-tard
Complaint Department
Due to the rash of complaints about The Instigators, we have set up a Complaint Department to address your concerns. With the economy as it is, budgetary constraints have given us few options for a fully staffed department. Nevertheless, all complaints and questions will be handled promptly and efficiently by our C.D. supervisor, LawnDart. He will gladly discuss any problem or question you have, no matter how trivial or impertinent to Aces High. Even if you just need a shoulder to cry on, he is there for you.
Lawndart may be reached on the AH2 BB by sending a p.m. to ebfd11
The preferred method is to contact him in-game. Tune VOX to LawnDart
Links
Mission Editor Tutorial (.doc format)
Mission Editor Tutorial (pdf format)
Films and Slideshows From Past Instigator Shenanigans
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