is one of the false scrolling news items on one of the best Simpson's bits ever.
They were doing a parody of the Fox News ticker.
Some other headlines included:
JFK posthumously joins Republican Party
Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple
Do Democrats Cause Cancer?
Fox threatened to sue itself over this episode!
Check out Yahoo news.
Yes, this was just an excuse to say :92% of Democrats are gay.