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Offline muckmaw

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Study: 92 per cent of Democrats are gay
« on: October 30, 2003, 09:08:04 AM »
is one of the false scrolling news items on one of the best Simpson's bits ever.

They were doing a parody of the Fox News ticker.

Some other headlines included:

JFK posthumously joins Republican Party
Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple
Do Democrats Cause Cancer?

Fox threatened to sue itself over this episode!

Check out Yahoo news.

Yes, this was just an excuse to say :92% of Democrats are gay.

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Study: 92 per cent of Democrats are gay
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2003, 09:10:51 AM »
My favorite aplicable simpsons quote:

Homer: "Ah, the Luftwaffe.  The Washington Generals of the History Channel."

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Study: 92 per cent of Democrats are gay
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2003, 09:16:41 AM »
I really doubt that more than 50% of democrats are gay.
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Study: 92 per cent of Democrats are gay
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2003, 09:18:00 AM »
"What did Hitler ever do to you?" Homer Simpson

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Re: Study: 92 per cent of Democrats are gay
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2003, 09:29:48 AM »
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Originally posted by muckmaw
Yes, this was just an excuse to say :92% of Democrats are gay.


And fortunately, 2% of conservatives are heterosexual.

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Study: 92 per cent of Democrats are gay
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2003, 09:41:45 AM »
more like 92% of gays are dems
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Study: 92 per cent of Democrats are gay
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2003, 12:30:27 PM »
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My favorite aplicable simpsons quote:

Homer: "Ah, the Luftwaffe.  The Washington Generals of the History Channel."

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ROFL!!!

(Nexus:  Psst - that was dumb.)

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Study: 92 per cent of Democrats are gay
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2003, 12:51:48 PM »
hehe we all chasin after thos republican women.


yeach!! big hair makup whos religion forbids blow jobs and abortions.


sounds like perfect match for you boys


ahh art school chicks.

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Study: 92 per cent of Democrats are gay
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2003, 01:44:46 PM »
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hehe we all chasin after thos republican women.


yeach!! big hair makup whos religion forbids blow jobs and abortions.


sounds like perfect match for you boys


ahh art school chicks.


Its obvious you've never been with a republican woman, let alone a woman at all, in some years....

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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2003, 01:57:48 PM »
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Its obvious you've never been with a republican woman, let alone a woman at all, in some years....


Maybe that statistic is right after all....:D

It would explain why Ted Kennedy always looks like he was spackled with Man-Paste.