Author Topic: Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart (Read 558 times)

Tequilla · « **on:** November 07, 2003, 08:11:14 AM »

50 degrees Fahrenheit(10C):Californians shiver uncontrollably---Canadians plant gardens.
25 degrees Fahrenheit(1.6C):Italian cars wont start---Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 degrees Fahrenheit(0C):American water freezes---Canadian water gets thicker.
0 degrees Fahrenheit (-17.9C):New York City landlords finally turn on the heat---Canadians have the last cookout of the season
-60 degrees Fahrenheit(-51C): Mt.St. Helens freezes---Canadian girl guides sell cookies door to door.
-100 degrees Fahrenheit(-73C):Santa Claus abandons the North Pole---Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173 degrees Fahrenheit (-114C): Ethyl alcohol freezes---Canadians get frustrated when they cant thaw the keg.
-460 degrees Fahrenheit(-273C):Absolute zero---all atomic motion stops---Canadians start saying "cold eh"
-500 degrees Fahrenheit(-295C) Hell freezes over---Hi Tech finally perks the LA-7;)

boxboy28 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 07, 2003, 08:59:07 AM »

U AVATAR thief!:aok

Tequilla · « **Reply #2 on:** November 07, 2003, 09:08:27 AM »

LMAO:aok

airbumba · « **Reply #3 on:** November 07, 2003, 12:53:28 PM »

Ahhh yes, Canada, where there's 8 months of winter and four months of poor snowmobiling.

What's up with all the penguins.?

Bumba

Xjazz · « **Reply #4 on:** November 07, 2003, 01:05:38 PM »

Sounds like Canadians and Fins have a lot of common

but

-500 degrees Fahrenheit(-295C) Hell freezes over--- Finally Finland wins Eurovision Song Contest...

Nomde · « **Reply #5 on:** November 07, 2003, 04:28:59 PM »

In live here in Myrtle Beach, SC. We have Canadians coming in January and swim... No Lie, i've seen it

grnhornt · « **Reply #6 on:** November 07, 2003, 08:51:56 PM »

Very godd....LMAO:lol

68Hornet

skernsk · « **Reply #7 on:** November 08, 2003, 12:48:30 AM »

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Originally posted by Nomde
In live here in Myrtle Beach, SC. We have Canadians coming in January and swim... No Lie, i've seen it

We take a chain saw and cut a hole in the ice .. then go swimming. Let's see you manly 'mericans try that.