Here I sit all broken hearted...

[Apache]

Waiting on Aces High to download after a system crash.

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Apache
I/JG2 ~Richthofen~
"Abandon All Hope"

[This message has been edited by Apache (edited 05-04-2000).]

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[milnko]

Here I sit ALL Broken hearted, tried to crap, but only farted.

From Milenko's book entitled; "Wisdom I have found on Restroom Walls"  

 

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[funked]

Other wisdom I have found on restroom walls (actually on the ceiling):

"When I die I wanna go in my sleep like Grandpa.  Not screaming like the people in his car."

[Karnak]

Original form of that:

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather.  Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

 

Sisu

[-towd_]

anyone can pee on the floor ,be heroic toejam on the cealing

[Saintaw]

 

Originally posted by -towd_:
anyone can pee on the floor ,be heroic toejam on the cealing

ROFL !

Saw

[LuckyDay]

Lucky quickly trots to the men's room, opens the stall door, and is pleased to have made it before anything embarassing happened!  Then he turns to his left and sees there is no longer a wall between the adjacent stall and his own, and over the (empty - thank goodness!) stall next to him is the word "Pile-it".  Lucky checks six and above his own head it reads "Co-Pile-it".

LuckyDay
"It's poop again..."

[Warhwk]

In Days of Old...
When knights were Bold
And Toilets Weren't Invented;

They Left Their Load...
Beside the Road
And Walked Away Contented  

From milenko's book, chapter 2

[av8r]

I was ROLF after reading the above post!
Hehe another grammar school memory returns,  
ready for this version?

"In day of Old when Knights were bold,
and condoms were not invented,
they tied a sock around their cock,
and babies were prevented."

  heheh

Av8r