Author Topic: why men die first (Read 522 times)

dracken1 · « **on:** November 09, 2003, 12:09:33 PM »

i've always wondered about this,
but as a woman i quite happy about the fact:rofl

TITTIBIT OF 332 VIKING SQUAD

WHY MEN DIE FIRST

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.

If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberated
woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.

If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...... you're a
pervert.

If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're
sexist.

If you don't.................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

If you don't................you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.

If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.

If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.

If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.

If you don't..........there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

Nilsen · « **Reply #1 on:** November 09, 2003, 12:40:01 PM »

Men die first because its the way it has to be. You girls can make it on your own....we can't, and nature knows it.

lazs2 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 10, 2003, 08:14:55 AM »

yep.. better to just enjoy life, tell the truth and be thought of as a chauvanistic bastard.

I do note that with affirmative action the death rates are getting closer together tho...
lazs

Dinger · « **Reply #3 on:** November 10, 2003, 10:27:15 AM »

Just one rule.

1) you are wrong, she is right.

Now go ahead and be yerself. And yet, while undeserving, you too will merit the grace of her love.

lazs2 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 10, 2003, 02:38:27 PM »

that doesn't fit in too well with "tell the truth".
lazs

mrblack · « **Reply #5 on:** November 10, 2003, 03:51:33 PM »

Men die first to get away from there wives:aok

lazs2 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 11, 2003, 10:11:21 AM »

there is some truth to that... A lot of men continue working when it would be better for them to retire. They do it so that they won't have to see their wives for 10 hours or so a day.

probly works out well for both of em.
lazs