I'm eeking my way NW just barely above 3k in a B26. I'm a rook headed to A20 from A16. It's taking forever to get the bird that high, and only just barely make the 3k mark as I see the field ahead of me. I'm alone, but there's no real presence around the field. There's one contact, but heading away. So I hit auto pilot, get to my bombsight, and what do I see --!!! A newly taken off buff, headed south-ward! He's low and wallowing, as all buffs are for about 10 miles after takeoff. Now, I'm at 3k, can't do anything, right? So I warn my channel, and continue bombing the heck outta a hangar. Then I figure, what the heck! After that's done, I hop back to the pilot's seat, and IN A B-26 FROM 3000 FEET perform an inverted loop.
The pressure and speeds are tremendous, groans, creaks, and really bad noises. Coming out of it, I'm still high, but moce closer. Target is tail to me and 4k away, I lose about 500 feet with no throttle on (going 300 about now, maybe more, still creaking), do a little bobbing to lose speed, and give up. I only got one pass, if I miss him, I'm dead or out of luck. So with no throttle, blazing up at this guy, I come into range feeling I'm not gonna get much damage in.
I open up at 1k range, all my guns shooting forward. I ping his starboard wing first, and readjust, get his port then the fuselage. He managed to get into the tail turret but only got a couple shots off before his wing disintegrated. I take a few pings, but nothing big. I then blaze through the wreckage (his one-winged plane is still where it was when it had two wings) barely missing a collision, and realise I'm still coasting with no throttles. I throttle up, and take an external look.
The dive was so steep and fast I lost my port aileron and didn't even know it.
An hour later, watching Spin City, I realized..... GUN CAMERA!!! AAAARGGGHHH!!!!
That's NEVER gonna happen again, and I forgot it!!! Once in a lifetime!!!
P.S. A Yak followed me home the whole way, we traded glancing shots, and I landed safely on my second runway pass (dented but in one piece! both engines too)
The point? Too bad the gun camera isn't automatic like real gun cameras... Too bad it doesn't start when you fire the guns.
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-Freelancer