Author Topic: Cannibals Organizing in Germany (Read 2037 times)

mrblack · « **Reply #30 on:** November 23, 2003, 11:42:42 PM »

German chainsaw massacare

Duedel · « **Reply #31 on:** November 24, 2003, 03:52:49 AM »

I heard that in some states of the USA even the suck on specific bodily parts is forbidden ... ts ts ts

SOB · « **Reply #32 on:** November 24, 2003, 04:24:21 AM »

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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
"So, we're back at square one - how can you cannabilize someone without the above occuring? You can't, and therefore its redundant to make it illegal."

You could eat them once they've died of natural causes.

Fatty · « **Reply #33 on:** November 24, 2003, 06:23:29 AM »

Right. You don't have to kill em. We just dig em up or hang out outside the morgue for scraps from time to time.

Saintaw · « **Reply #34 on:** November 24, 2003, 07:05:58 AM »

What? no Sard(inian?) pigs involved?

Stringer · « **Reply #35 on:** November 24, 2003, 08:09:59 AM »

I can't believe it's taken this long for this.....

SOYLET GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

gofaster · « **Reply #36 on:** November 24, 2003, 12:36:14 PM »

You should read up on the wreck of the whaleship Essex. Fascinating adventure; testimony to human endurance under extremely adverse conditions. It was the event that inspired Melville to write "Moby Dick".

The survivors were found adrift in rotting boats, gnawing on the bones of their shipmates, starved and delirious. Even after their rescue and return to a "normal" lifestyle, they carried some peculiar quirks for the rest of their life, such as the sailor who lived many years with an attic full of canned foods.

As for the German story, I found this to be curious:

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Mr Meiwes, a computer expert, met 43-year-old Bernd-Jurgen Brandes in early 2001, after Mr Meiwes advertised on websites for "young, well-built men aged 18 to 30 to slaughter".

Obviously, they were both mentally unstable.

vorticon · « **Reply #37 on:** November 24, 2003, 12:46:38 PM »

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww...

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #38 on:** November 24, 2003, 12:51:54 PM »

Two cannibals were sitting down to eat their dinner of consisting of a clown. After a while one cannibal asks the other,

"Hey, does this taste funny to you?"

kappa · « **Reply #39 on:** November 24, 2003, 02:03:41 PM »

Dude, thats ****ed up........................... .

k
AoM

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #40 on:** November 24, 2003, 02:13:52 PM »

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Originally posted by SOB
You could eat them once they've died of natural causes.

I already knew that, but do you eat a cow after its died of natural causes?

Even if someone does eat a person after they've expired, why should that be illegal? Their dead, they won't feel any pain.

Sure Torque, take it if ya want it.
-SW