Author Topic: Wensdays JOKE! ; )  (Read 347 times)

Offline boxboy28

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Wensdays JOKE! ; )
« on: November 12, 2003, 10:08:28 AM »
A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London And I'm staying right here!" The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? ! I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm Sorry," and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss, with which the pilot replies:- "I told her First Class isn't going to London
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Offline LePaul

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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2003, 10:31:22 AM »
1) cute joke

2) "Wednesday"

Offline Hawklore

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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2003, 12:13:49 PM »
thanks lepaul saved me some typing..:lol


Cute Joke.
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Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life." - Chief Tecumseh

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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2003, 12:42:43 PM »
ditto

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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2003, 02:55:45 PM »
Ok so i I and HT were in a spelling contest he would most likely win!  So ...............:lol
^"^Nazgul^"^    fly with the undead!
Jaxxo got nice tata's  and Lyric is Andre the giant with blond hair!