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Offline Yeager

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« on: November 14, 2003, 01:51:58 PM »
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-12802237,00.html

A student cut off his noodle and tongue with garden shears while tripping on an hallucinogenic drug.

The 18-year-old German went into his garden and set about severing his organs after downing a tea made with the plant Angels' Trumpet.

The plant is a powerful and dangerous hallucinogen.

Doctors were unable to re-attach either his noodle or tongue.

The student has been named only as Andreas, from Halle.
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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2003, 01:56:23 PM »
ROFL @ thread title

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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2003, 01:56:43 PM »
"Andreas from Hell" is more like it now.

What an idiot.

When I saw that "Red Dragon" movie I didn't think it was realistic that the guy would actually rip off chunks of his face and feed the pieces to the dog...but seeing this I suppose it is possible.
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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2003, 02:46:11 PM »
I did post that link to one Finnish site and one guy responded "Luckily  the doctors didn't sew those organs back in wrong order..."

Had to chuckle for a while... :rofl

Sorry but guy made it himself, can't feel sorry for the handsomehunk.

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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2003, 02:46:42 PM »
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"Andreas from Hell" is more like it now.

What an idiot.

When I saw that "Red Dragon" movie I didn't think it was realistic that the guy would actually rip off chunks of his face and feed the pieces to the dog...but seeing this I suppose it is possible.


that was in Hannibal :p

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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2003, 04:52:13 PM »
I can see cutting off one or the other but it seems to me the pain would have generated an adrenaline flow sobering him enough to avoid cutting off both. :rolleyes:
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2003, 04:59:40 PM »
Now he is totally worthless to women.

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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2003, 05:31:28 PM »
Well he can't talk but at least he can use his hands  :aok

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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2003, 06:21:08 PM »
Am I the only one that finds it disturbingthat Yeager is doing Google searches for "noodle"?
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2003, 06:28:19 PM »
I bet he was one happy space cadet when he came back from his trip.:eek:

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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2003, 06:37:32 PM »
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Am I the only one that finds it disturbingthat Yeager is doing Google searches for "noodle"?


No, but you are the only one who is surprised.

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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2003, 06:38:27 PM »
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that was in Hannibal :p


You're right..my bad.

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