Author Topic: Ninjas are sweet and could kill any sniper (Read 808 times)

Mini D · « **on:** November 19, 2003, 01:21:54 PM »

The mention of snipers and ninjas got me remembering a visit to a co-worker's office. While talking to him I noticed a picture taped to his shelf that looked like something right out of the Official Ninja Website. I asked who the picture was of and he replied, "It's my sensai." It seems my coworker is a card carrying Ninja.

I'm totally fascinated by the stupidity that involves considering yourself a ninja so I begin to ask him some questions about being a ninja. He then starts to tell me tales about when his sensai went to Japan to visit "the" Ninja Master. He then procedes to explain that the Ninja Master can only be photographed if a woman is present in the picture. If there is no woman present, he appears blacked out or blured for some reason.

I'm going to have fun with this guy.

MiniD

muckmaw · « **Reply #1 on:** November 19, 2003, 01:28:30 PM »

And this is a grown man we're talking about, correct?

What's his e-mail address?

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 19, 2003, 01:49:40 PM »

Just be careful he doesn't flip out and chop off your head! And keep him away from frisbees!

Rude · « **Reply #3 on:** November 19, 2003, 01:52:07 PM »

I'm a Ninja...you got a problem with that?

muckmaw · « **Reply #4 on:** November 19, 2003, 02:06:04 PM »

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Originally posted by Rude
I'm a Ninja...you got a problem with that?

Do you appear in photographs if there is no woman present?

SOB · « **Reply #5 on:** November 19, 2003, 02:07:08 PM »

He's appeared in lots of photographs where there were no women present. Lots of movies too, but it's best not to talk about it here.

lazs2 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 19, 2003, 02:17:20 PM »

I'm having a little trouble imagining that this guy has an "office" where deja works.... I can't even begin to imagine what the cubicle guys are like..
lazs

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #7 on:** November 19, 2003, 02:19:14 PM »

And I thought my co-workers were interesting.

Why does he need a second profession? Thats my question. Damn economy... apparently being a Ninja doesnt pay the bills these days.

Animal · « **Reply #8 on:** November 19, 2003, 02:25:50 PM »

Be very careful how you deal with this guy!!!

AKIron · « **Reply #9 on:** November 19, 2003, 02:37:54 PM »

hmmmm, maybe he is a woman, if you rearrange the letters in ninjas ya get jannis, hmmmm

ravells · « **Reply #10 on:** November 19, 2003, 02:41:20 PM »

We had a guy like this in university.

Not only was he a ninja, but he had fought in vietnam, married a Burmese princess (who was invisible - I kid you not) and was a member of Mossad.

Very believable from a 30 something year old from Wigan who managed to fail all his exams.

Last I heard he was convicted for a housing benefit fraud. When the police broke in to arrest him, they found him in bed with another bloke and a cuddly toy (it was 'tigger' from winnie the pooh - for some reason the papers reported that )

Ah well, he was good for entertainment value if nothing else.

Ravs

Blue Mako · « **Reply #11 on:** November 19, 2003, 04:41:32 PM »

Mini D: Does your coworker get takeaway from here?