Author Topic: The Monkey Theory  (Read 536 times)

Offline AKcurly

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The Monkey Theory
« on: November 20, 2003, 01:13:16 AM »
Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder,leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable.
 
Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.  One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room.
 
Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious, but, undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder.  All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why. However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder.
 
A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him. This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new monkey.
 
One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced.  Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.
 
"AND THAT'S HOW ANY COMPANY'S POLICIES GET  ESTABLISHED".

Offline Twist

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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2003, 01:36:07 AM »
LOL!!!

I included this in my 'see ya later' email when I left my last job in October. I included the plant manager as a recipient, it landed me an exit interview and a lunch. Things were ok until I produced a log book I had kept the entire 2 years I was there. What? Was I not supposed to write down all the stupid **** that went on?? He excused himself for another appointment and paid for the meal. I stuck around and had a few more on his dime...wow, when did beer get to be 5 bucks a bottle?:p :D

Good post.
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Offline AKCasca

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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2003, 08:12:16 AM »
And some other things do not change  ;)

Are you overworked, under paid, over-regulated, under-leisured, and underbenefited? Take heart! Not only could it be worse, it has been. This notice was found in the ruins of a London office building. It was dated 1852:

This firm has reduced the hours of work, and the clerical staff will now only have to be present between the hours of 6 a.m. and 7 p.m. weekdays.

Clothing must be of sober nature. The clerical staff will not disport themselves in raiment of bright colors, nor will they wear hose unless in good repair.

Overshoes and topcoats may not be worn in the office, but neck scarves and headwear may be worn in inclement weather.

A stove is provided for the benefit of the clerical staff. Coal and wood must be kept in the locker. It is recommended that each member of the clerical staff bring four pounds of coal each day during the cold weather.

No member of the clerical staff may leave the room without permission from the supervisor.

No talking is allowed during business hours.

The craving for tobacco, wine, or spirits is a human weakness, and as such is forbidden to all members of the clerical staff.

Now that the hours of business have been drastically reduced, the partaking of food is allowed between 11:30 and noon, but work will not on any account cease!!

Members of the clerical staff will provide their own pens. A new sharpener is available on application to the supervisor.

The supervisor will nominate a senior clerk to be responsible for the cleanliness of the main office and the supervisor's private office. All boys and juniors will report to him 40 minutes before prayers and will remain after closing hours for similar work. Brushes, brooms, scrubbers, and soap are provided by the owners.

The owners recognize the wisdom of the new labor laws, but will expect a great rise in output of work to compensate for these near Utopian conditions

Offline gofaster

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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2003, 08:47:39 AM »
And here I thought I had it hard when my office Internet connection was slow.

Offline Sikboy

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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2003, 08:55:47 AM »
ROFL, thanks... I'm sitting here waiting for the dark angel of ISO to swoop upon me, and this really cheered me up.

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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2003, 09:07:54 AM »
ISO is a crock. All it does is make you keep track of your current status... doesn't encourage improvement.

I've used the monkey story for the past 3 years now in my Quality Training. Great stuff.

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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2003, 09:34:59 AM »
So, the moral of the story is: if you don't want a cold shower, spank the monkey? ;)
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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2003, 10:20:59 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by AKIron
So, the moral of the story is: if you don't want a cold shower, spank the monkey? ;)


LOL!

Good one Curly, Iron.

Offline DoctorYO

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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2003, 01:00:53 PM »
Plays:

Peter Gabriel while reading this...

Great story..

Its funny primate justice ourselves included.

The trait which helped us survive to today is frowned upon on social level..

Very deep indeed.


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