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Offline davidpt40

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« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2003, 08:14:32 PM »
"Oh God you look stupid" *trips over his own shoe-laces*

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« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2003, 09:29:59 PM »
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Hey JBA, you think you could trim that sig down a bit.  It's gettin out of control.  Thanks.


Hell...you oughta get Sixpence to do the same.  My bandwidth use goes up 39% every time I scroll thru one of his posts.

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« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2003, 09:36:30 PM »
Just turn off signatures.  I turned mine off after some jackhole here put in some stupid 20 page history of humanity.  I've never seen anything of interest in a signature.
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« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2003, 12:55:56 AM »
Bush: "Hey, DO your ears hang low do they wobble to and fro, can you tie em in a knot or time in a bow? Can you hang over yah solider like a continen...ahh forget it, solider. Do your ears hang low?"
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« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2003, 04:21:17 AM »
"uuuuhhhmmm... is bin laden in there?"
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« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2003, 05:33:15 AM »
OT - Do they have inspection parades in the US? Bush practically ran to the end of the line without saying a word to the troops. aren't you supposed to crack a few jokes, have a bit of a chat with a few of them as you leisurely stroll along? The lads must have spent days preparing their kit and it didn't even get a cursory glance.
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« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2003, 06:20:53 AM »
"EEEeeek Oh Oh ooo Eeek eeek! oo Oh oh!"

Give the man a banana.
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« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2003, 07:03:00 AM »
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OT - Do they have inspection parades in the US? Bush practically ran to the end of the line without saying a word to the troops. aren't you supposed to crack a few jokes, have a bit of a chat with a few of them as you leisurely stroll along? The lads must have spent days preparing their kit and it didn't even get a cursory glance.


This isnt a comedy show, its an inspection.

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« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2003, 07:07:46 AM »
Thanks for that knowledgable reply, but I suggest you look up the definition of inspection. Bush didn't inspect any of them. He just looked straight ahead and walked briskly along. Not that it matters any - it just looked odd.
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« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2003, 07:11:21 AM »
Can I join the water buffalo?.....where's Flinstone?
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2003, 07:25:43 AM »
Hmm…a quick flick of the wrist and jab will make the world safe for democracy….hmm…

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« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2003, 07:30:11 AM »
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Thanks for that knowledgable reply, but I suggest you look up the definition of inspection. Bush didn't inspect any of them. He just looked straight ahead and walked briskly along. Not that it matters any - it just looked odd.


you got it reversed...

dubyah was not inspecting ... he was inspected :)

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« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2003, 09:39:19 AM »
hey, did you hear the one about the Texan, the Indian, and the Muslim sitting at a bar?