that reminds me of the old joke about this guy who wanted to find out who was the laziest person in town. so he starts looking around and finds 3 guys sleeping on the bench at the park. they were the only 3 persons doing nothing in the whole town. he looks at all 3 of them and just yells, "I'll give 50 bucks to the one of you who can prove is the laziest". one of the three sat up slowly, the second lifted his head and the 3rd didnt stayed motionless not even opening his eyes.
the guy walks up to the guy who didnt move and tells him, "you are truly the laziest person in town, here's your 50 bucks".
the laziest person doesnt even open his eyes and mumbles "put the money in my pocket".
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