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Offline Ripsnort

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Felony flight: Michael Jackson is fleeing from the authorities
« on: November 20, 2003, 10:28:37 AM »
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Offline Westy

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Felony flight: Michael Jackson is fleeing from the authorities
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2003, 10:30:10 AM »
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Offline AKIron

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Felony flight: Michael Jackson is fleeing from the authorities
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2003, 10:31:17 AM »
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Felony flight: Michael Jackson is fleeing from the authorities
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2003, 10:33:32 AM »
I think he's trying to make his way back to Neverland to see his kids.
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Offline mrblack

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Felony flight: Michael Jackson is fleeing from the authorities
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2003, 10:41:02 AM »
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Offline Pfunk

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Felony flight: Michael Jackson is fleeing from the authorities
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2003, 11:24:32 AM »
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen

Why did Michael Jackson check into the Betty Ford clinic?
To get over his 11 year old crack habit.

Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds

How many times does 12 go into 35?
Ask Michael Jackson.
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Offline Ripsnort

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Felony flight: Michael Jackson is fleeing from the authorities
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2003, 11:26:33 AM »
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Originally posted by Pfunk
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen

Why did Michael Jackson check into the Betty Ford clinic?
To get over his 11 year old crack habit.

Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds

How many times does 12 go into 35?
Ask Michael Jackson.


OMG! :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline Elfie

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Felony flight: Michael Jackson is fleeing from the authorities
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2003, 12:56:34 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline Twist

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Felony flight: Michael Jackson is fleeing from the authorities
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2003, 02:39:37 PM »
Every once in a while ol' Rip cuts and pastes a winner, this one makes that list. :D

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Felony flight: Michael Jackson is fleeing from the authorities
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2003, 02:42:01 PM »
Well done, pfunk and Rip!

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Offline vorticon

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Felony flight: Michael Jackson is fleeing from the authorities
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2003, 02:45:13 PM »
ROFLMAO of course all he has to do is look back...that should blind those coppers
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Offline Lazerus

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Felony flight: Michael Jackson is fleeing from the authorities
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2003, 02:54:16 PM »
:rofl:rofl:rofl







This thread made my day.:D
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2003, 03:02:32 PM »
As you ramble on through life,
Whatever be your goal,
Keep your eye upon the donut,
And not upon the hole

but doesnt that defeat the entire purpose of the male??? ;) ;) :lol
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Offline Dago

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Felony flight: Michael Jackson is fleeing from the authorities
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2003, 05:25:25 PM »
Micheal Jackson was last seeing wandering around a KMart in Las Vegas.  He went there because he heard the boys clothes were half off.   :lol



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« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2003, 05:58:12 PM »
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Originally posted by vorticon
ROFLMAO of course all he has to do is look back...that should blind those coppers



:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
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