Three slices of whatever bread you prefer - toasted
Slather top on one side and middle slice on both sides with mayo
Stick the bottom slice in the toaster oven with a slice of cheddar until cheddar is melty creature
Cook Bacon then ham in that order to desired doneness - add sausage links if you're feeling saucy
One (or two) eggs cooked over easy
Assemble the sammich with as much meat as you can shove into it and subsequently shove into your mouth. Place one egg on each level or just one on the bottom level and break the yoke open.
Then Feast Away to the envy and amazement of your friends.
Difibrilate as necessary.