Author Topic: joke (Read 312 times)

AKcurly · « **on:** November 26, 2003, 05:44:32 PM »

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs; and one night,with his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

A blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women in that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person.

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells: "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk sitting on your knee!

AKIron · « **Reply #1 on:** November 26, 2003, 05:52:39 PM »

Will retell that one at family gathering tomorrow.

Lazerus · « **Reply #2 on:** November 26, 2003, 06:43:58 PM »

CUT AND PASTE

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing.

Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and ours it on her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the
bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"

She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!"

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE F#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"

Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"

mrblack · « **Reply #3 on:** November 26, 2003, 10:22:27 PM »

There was an old man lying on a nude beach and this little girle walks up to and ask.
Pointing at his privates MR what Is that?
Imbarrassed the old man say well little girl that Is my Duck.
The little girl smiles and ask If she may play with it.
The man chuckles and says no little girl I think you should move along.

Hours later the old man wakes up in the hospital in terrible pain and all bandaged up.
The doctor walks in and he ask Dr Dr what in the world happend to me?

The Dr replies well the police said they questioned a little girl.
And she said she waited till you feel asleep and then played with you'r duck.
But at some point it spit on her so she broke it's neck crushed it's eggs and lite it's nest on fire:aok

Estes · « **Reply #4 on:** November 26, 2003, 10:29:14 PM »

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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot

Ahhh, the irony.

deSelys · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2003, 04:16:57 AM »

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Originally posted by Estes
Ahhh, the irony.

Maybe be this one? The Brave Pierre

Read his book 'The Big Show'.

Btw, HTC modelled his Tempest in AH...

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2003, 04:37:59 AM »

A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer."

The bartender serves the drink and says, "That'll be four dollars."

The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender.

"Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I can't accept that."

The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the man asks.

Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar."