Jokes

[pheonix]

All and thank you for checking this post and for any contribution you can make.  I think you will be pleased with what comes of your input.

Well to the point.  I need as much of our one of a kind Flight sim humor as I can get.  The funniest insults, sheep jokes, flying stories, and one liner’s related to the game. Ground and naval forces are fair game as well though my emphasis will be on the WWII aviation side.  Some humor not specifically related to the game might be useful as well, though please try to keep it in the context of the game.

So if your fond of telling others the two 500 pounder’s are your nuts in tow, or that the enemy has easy sheep, or a certain pilot always slows down and puts his hands on his landing gear when you close on his 6, email your version of it to me.  Insult him, his plane, his country, and his wife.  No matter how common the crack might be, remind me please, even if it’s a twist on the examples I just gave.  If there’s a story to it, tell me.  Anything that cracked you up, whether it was your own experience or something you witnessed.  There are no moral limits, so send it in.

Because I am posting this message at various flight sim sights in order to get the most input, I ask that you send your funnies directly to me at pheonixace@hotmail.com  I don’t have time to thumb through forums and I have tentatively set a deadline of February 1, 2004.  Thank you and please spread the word about this post as often as you can tell your buddies to put theirs in.  You know, like one of those scenario guys trying to find participants.  Wait you might scare everyone off.

 Good hunting and Thank You

[Estes]

uh... Why? You may get much better results if you tell people why you are requiring such things.

[Curval]

Snafu's snafu

[bockko]

one time, at band camp.........

[bockko]

watch what you say; could be john ashcroft!

[2stony]

Q:  What's an elephant use for a tampax?

A:  A sheep.