My old college roomate was a Sarah fan.
He can best be described as the kind of guy that wants so desperately to be 'deep' and emotionally aware and tries so hard that he fails miserablly. "You dont know what you dont know, and when you know thats all you need to know, but you dont know it and I do know, you know?" are some of the classic lines that would come out of his mouth.
Interestingly enough - he got tons of girls with this act... but he never slept with any of them - we think he might have been a studmuffin. (Dont worry - I took care of most of them for him).
One day, he was outside talking to a girl in 'the quad' (center field area surrounded by dorm rooms where we'd play sports, etc). A few of my esteemed collegues and I thought it might be kind of funny to play some Sarah for him during the course of the conversation considering that the subject manner appeared rather emotional and serious... perhaps he didnt know what he wanted? Perhaps it wasnt working out? Perhaps he was gay? We will never know...
We do know a few things however.
Its easy to get a 5 foot speaker to rest on a windowsill when you have 3 guys holding it there.
We also know that if one of your 'deep' buddies is outside talking to some dame about fate or destiny or some other equally ridiculous topic and you play a Sarah McLaughlin (sp?) song at full blast for most of the student population, said buddy will get very angry and identify himself as the butt of the joke by running toward the window at full speed while mindlessly babbling threats the Devil himself would be proud of.
We also know that it will provide you and your accessories to the crime with years of 'laugh so hard you cry' story time.
