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Offline midnight Target

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Observations from the Road.. Rest Stops
« on: December 03, 2003, 11:07:06 AM »
The coolest of all was in the PanHandle of Texas with the Missouri "autosink" a close second.

The cleanest were in Utah.... Morman janitors?

The wife also noticed that East of the Continental Divide, people don't seem to believe in the paper seat covers for toilets. Maybe germs don't survive in the cold weather.

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Re: Observations from the Road.. Rest Stops
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2003, 11:11:07 AM »
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The wife also noticed that East of the Continental Divide, people don't seem to believe in the paper seat covers for toilets. Maybe germs don't survive in the cold weather.


Its because we know the odds are against getting AIDS from a toilet seat.

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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2003, 11:12:07 AM »
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The wife also noticed that East of the Continental Divide, people don't seem to believe in the paper seat covers for toilets. Maybe germs don't survive in the cold weather.

Here in the East we don't eat meals off toilet seats.  We sit on toilet seats while pooping, or (for women and liberals) while peeing.

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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2003, 12:46:34 PM »
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Here in the East we don't eat meals off toilet seats.  We sit on toilet seats while pooping, or (for women and liberals) while peeing.


And people everywhere also crap and urinate all over the seats, hence the need for a cover.

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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2003, 12:55:05 PM »
How did I know that Funked would be posting in this thread about Rest Stops.  Curiously, his post isn't about what I figured he'd be posting about.
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2003, 01:03:12 PM »
"How did I know that Funked would be posting in this thread about Rest Stops."

Because they closed the bathhouses SOB. Doh.

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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2003, 02:13:50 PM »
Toilet seat covers are for wussies. If you want to see real toilet culture, then go to France.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2003, 02:15:57 PM by mora »

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Re: Observations from the Road.. Rest Stops
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2003, 02:25:23 PM »
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The wife also noticed that East of the Continental Divide, people don't seem to believe in the paper seat covers for toilets. Maybe germs don't survive in the cold weather.


They say theres more viruses and bacterias on a bread cutting table than on a toilet seat (plastic/ceramic)