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« Reply #135 on: December 07, 2003, 07:19:58 PM »
I like to stimulate the animals at the zoo.

Especially the tigers, when they dig their claws into my back - I know I've truly accomplished something to be proud of.
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« Reply #136 on: December 07, 2003, 07:20:25 PM »
Actually, Mini, you're a studmuffin because you enjoy sexual intercourse with men.
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« Reply #137 on: December 07, 2003, 07:21:19 PM »
Uh oh, Funked found a kindred math geek spirit.
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« Reply #138 on: December 07, 2003, 07:22:45 PM »
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now thats an avi ...

http://www.fiercedesign.net/photo133.gif

Edit is that better


Thats a clip from a Holly Valance music video (aussie singer).

If its good enough for prime-time TV it should be fine here.

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« Reply #139 on: December 07, 2003, 07:23:26 PM »
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Actually, Mini, you're a studmuffin because you enjoy sexual intercourse with men.
I don't enjoy sexual intercourse with men... that's why I always cry when we're together.

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« Reply #140 on: December 07, 2003, 07:25:59 PM »
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Why is it strippers can hate men, but you make fun of a stripper and you're labeled a studmuffin?

Oh... can you post some pics?

MiniD


Cos you should worship strippers you tard (well the good looking ones anyway).

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« Reply #141 on: December 07, 2003, 07:30:05 PM »
Jesus... the one day I decide not to be a computer nerd this happens.

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« Reply #142 on: December 07, 2003, 07:33:56 PM »
Strippers(let's call them by their real name:Tit-bar dancers) are not stupid, they are just scum.  They can claim to be "working towards thier education" all they want, but the bottom line is that they they shake their money maker for bucks.

It does not take brains or skills-it takes big tits and a minimal amount of bellybutton zits.

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« Reply #143 on: December 07, 2003, 07:40:06 PM »
Mastery Airhead, Mastery.

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« Reply #144 on: December 07, 2003, 07:40:36 PM »
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Strippers(let's call them by their real name:Tit-bar dancers) are not stupid, they are just scum.  They can claim to be "working towards thier education" all they want, but the bottom line is that they they shake their money maker for bucks.

It does not take brains or skills-it takes big tits and a minimal amount of bellybutton zits.



That's a bit harsh.
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« Reply #145 on: December 07, 2003, 07:41:01 PM »
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Strippers(let's call them by their real name:Tit-bar dancers) are not stupid, they are just scum.  They can claim to be "working towards thier education" all they want, but the bottom line is that they they shake their money maker for bucks.

It does not take brains or skills-it takes big tits and a minimal amount of bellybutton zits.


Gadfly you are the scum. Nobody drags us into strip bars. We go in their of our own free will. Nobody forces us to insert notes into their G's.

As for skill, well I've seen some girls do some whoopee amazing stuff hanging from the pole and/or rafters of Sante Fe (local nudie bar).

Its entertainment pure and simple, and you pays for what you gets. If I go to a strip bar I enjoy it, I am quite aware I am paying for entertainment, nothing less, nothing more.

If you don't understand this perhaps it is you that has the problem.

p.s. My wife also enjoys them.

p.p.s so does Auntie Kay ;)

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« Reply #146 on: December 07, 2003, 07:41:12 PM »
Not if you have spent time around them.

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« Reply #147 on: December 07, 2003, 07:42:41 PM »
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As for strippers being stupid....first geek who can explain integration by u substitution gets a free bozo button.


To intergrate (x+1)^2dx from -1 to 1 let u = x+1.  Therefore du=(1)dx or simpley dx.

Now we have u^2du.  When we intergrate we have 1/3u^3+c.  Then we substitue X+1 back in for u.

We now have 1/3(x+1)^3 +c.  To evalute this from -1 to 1 we can disregard the constanct,c.

Therefore we have 1/3(1+1)^3 - 1/3(-1+1)^3 = 8/3 - 0 = 8/3.

Viola, integration by substitution.

[edit:] I WANT MY BOZO BUTTON.  YOU HAVE TO PIN IT ON MY USING YOUR TEETH. [/edit]
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« Reply #148 on: December 07, 2003, 07:43:06 PM »
Yeah, well ask your wife if she would do it, and you will answer your own question.

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« Reply #149 on: December 07, 2003, 07:43:52 PM »
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Not if you have spent time around them.



I've spent enough time around strippers to understand that we are being used and manipulated. It's okay... I know this before I pay the door.

Sometimes it's good to let my inner pig run free for a bit.
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