Who could resist a pair of pants like these 100% cotton Air Infantry Cargo Pants, with "zipper fly, vintage military zips & trims, drawcords at hems, screenprint graphic, contoured waist, aqua dyed tint, Vintage Abercrombie Wash, Classic Fit" for $60?

I have to admit, the camo version might be useful, but I think I could get some used military surplus for a lot less money.
