A dissertation to the pilots of Aces High..

[nopoop]

( fade in music "The Graduation Song" )




Where the hell are my glasses...



Honey ??



oh..



..ok



..takes a breath..





GENTLEMEN..nn..nn..nn..

TODAY..a...a...a..

WE ARE GATHERED HERE TOGETHER FOR A NEW COVENANT..t..t..t..

TO SEEK OUT...ta..ta..ta..

AND KILL..il..il..il..

A BADGUY..i...i..i..

(..whoots..ya baby's..)

NO TOOLSHEDS..eds...eds..eds...

( titters...laughter )

FIND A PILOT..t..t..t..

A REAL PERSON !!...n..n..n...



AND KILL HIM ..m..m..m..

GO FORTH AND KILL !!!..il..il..il..

( roars from the assembled masses.. )

AS YOU WERE..er..er..er..

roar from the audience..music fade...cymbal crash..

..casually steps to the left and picks up the glass of water from the bar stool and sips from it..

..fade to black

( ..I felt good about that honey, but these glasses aren't mine, WHOSE ARE THEY ??? )

[Wadke]

lol poop

now if ya could tell me where my BK friends have gone?

[beet1e]

*They* were right. Humour doesn't travel well across oceans or international frontiers.

But... America exports plenty of good humour to Britain. The only thing is, they don't realise it's humour at the time they're exporting it.

[lazs2]

The funniest show in england is the Simpsons.

lazs

[mold]

THe only thing worth watching on TV was the Simpsons.  Now there is nothing.