I'd rather get a Canyonero too.
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonerooooo.
Well it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It's the country fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonerooooo.
Hey Hey!!
The federal highway commision has ruled the Canyonero unsafe or highway or city driving.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonerooooo.
Top of the line in utility sports,
unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonerooooo.
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
she's a squirrel crushin deer smacking driving machine
Canyonero! Canyonerooooooo!