Author Topic: Beating off The American Invaders (Read 753 times)

Rude · « **Reply #30 on:** December 12, 2003, 11:38:00 AM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Grey's are highly intelligent, and fill the same biological niche here in the states as monkeys do in South America.

I have seen long intricate obstical courses set up with a bird food treat at the end. These courses would include many different learned behaviors including latches, rope swings etc. Untrained squirrels would work out the puzzle in the matter of a few days.

I once saw two squirrels plot to cause an accident on a roadway....they ran out in front of a car causing the car to swerve and ultimately crash...then they high fived each other.

Sickening.

kappa · « **Reply #31 on:** December 12, 2003, 12:12:19 PM »

I hunted them when I was younger.. I dont hunt anymore... Now only pity and shame revolve around the things I have killed...They are really smart lil animals.. Like most animals, they feel fear, pain, attachment, and happiness... Squirrels are really fun to watch play in the early spring.. If you watch them closely, its easy to see they are a reasoning creature only trying to make it's way through the world... But hey, I guess no one knows what it must feel like to die as a squirrel from a bb gun untill you return reincarnated as one.... Sometimes a small measure of empathy can go a long way...

k
AoM

karma, with you everywhere you go...

Sox62 · « **Reply #32 on:** December 12, 2003, 12:31:48 PM »

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Originally posted by kappa
.. But hey, I guess no one knows what it must feel like to die as a squirrel from a bb gun untill you return reincarnated as one....

The vicious Grey Squirrels are no doubt the reincarnated ones....

kappa · « **Reply #33 on:** December 12, 2003, 12:44:15 PM »

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Originally posted by Sox62
The vicious Grey Squirrels are no doubt the reincarnated ones....

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #34 on:** December 12, 2003, 12:47:53 PM »

Beating off? Only if you are a cheapskate. Most Canadian women will give you an upgrade to full service for a few real American dollars.

Dune · « **Reply #35 on:** December 12, 2003, 01:05:19 PM »

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Dune · « **Reply #36 on:** December 12, 2003, 01:13:35 PM »

Or try this:

A friend of my dad has created his own caliber, the .550 Mag. He makes them from blown-out .460 Weatherby cases. They'll shoot a 800 grn bullet at around 2300 fps (consider a .308 shoots a 160 at around 2800). This will fix your squirrel problem in a hurry.

550 mag, 460 weatherby, 458 lott, 30-06

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Wanker · « **Reply #37 on:** December 12, 2003, 01:21:03 PM »

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Originally posted by Rude
I once saw two squirrels plot to cause an accident on a roadway....they ran out in front of a car causing the car to swerve and ultimately crash...then they high fived each other.

Sickening.

LMAO!

That has the makings of a great TV commercial!

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #38 on:** December 12, 2003, 01:32:03 PM »

I thought this thread was going to be about another Brit coming out of the closet!

LOL even our squirels kick Brit ass!

mrblack · « **Reply #39 on:** December 12, 2003, 03:04:13 PM »

Beating off The American Invaders

LOL ok beat off this American LOL.

capt. apathy · « **Reply #40 on:** December 12, 2003, 04:09:36 PM »

flying squirel.mpg

United · « **Reply #41 on:** December 12, 2003, 04:12:15 PM »

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The best way to kill a squirrel is to get either a shotgun or a small caliber rifle (.22 is my favorite) and go hunting. Squirrel's make great dinners when they are combined with vegetables and dumplings. My grandmother used to make squirrel dumplings when I was living at home and could go hunting and eliminate the massive number we had living in the pecan trees around our house.

Ah, if you really want to get rid of em, use a deer hunting rifle, such as a .243, they work wonders against the vermins. Except clean-up is a little messy...