This is what I can see:
"This plane is property of Superfly; so, keep your grubby hands off. Go get me a beer. Why are you reading this? Shouldn't you be looking for enemy airplanes?
What's the difference between a lesbian and a ________?
A ______ and a flannel shirt."
Is anyone able to fill in the blanks?
TBolt
P.S.: Thank you to whomever found this easter egg in AH2.

