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Offline ergRTC

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« on: December 14, 2003, 12:19:58 PM »
The fools! They captured santa claus!





Offline Arlo

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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2003, 02:47:13 PM »
The Radical Crazed Muslim Sata ... err ... Santa. A wood-chipper to all his most devoted followers.

Offline Slash27

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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2003, 04:32:27 PM »
I think he looks good in red. Is that dried cat**** in his beard?

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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2003, 06:01:37 PM »
hahahahahaha :rofl :D

Offline Mister Fork

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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2003, 07:52:27 PM »
RFOL.

Looks like Santa was using too much hair dye. He's beard is all brown/white/black.

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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2003, 08:21:48 PM »
I think he was into the eggnog a little heavy the other night, then the reindeer played some games on him while he was passed out.


Hard to comb reindeer shat out of your beard.

Offline Bear76

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« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2003, 12:53:08 PM »
Wouldn't Saddam Claus be more appropriate?  I heard they found him listening to his portable CD player. Appears he is a big Alice in Chains fan. Ya, you guessed his favorite song? "Down in a hole"...lol.