Author Topic: Chute shooter got theirs  (Read 683 times)

Offline 2stony

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Chute shooter got theirs
« on: December 19, 2003, 10:32:57 AM »
Last night after getting shot down, I'm floating to the ground and here comes a chute shooter. He's spraying me with lead and I'm thinking about what I'm going to post on the "all" text. Well, low and behold, he augers into the ground. Now I'm laughing my bellybutton off because they've gotten what they deserve. Here's the real funny part. His handle is "Splotch". I check his ranking on the roster list and he's up in the 3000+ range. Imagine that. The best part is I got credit for killing him.


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Offline Dead Man Flying

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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2003, 10:36:08 AM »
See?  Shooting chutes requires skill.  That alone justifies the act.

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Offline mars01

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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2003, 11:05:54 AM »
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Originally posted by: Lev
See? Shooting chutes requires skill. That alone justifies the act.



Absolutely!!!!!!!!

Offline Toad

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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2003, 11:06:56 AM »
Not only that, this PROVES that shoot chuting can be fun for everyone!!
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Offline skernsk

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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2003, 12:56:54 PM »
I firmly believe that the chute should be 'perked' ....

Offline Gloves

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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2003, 01:03:11 PM »
This is the one time I will type something to a chute shooter.  I just can't resist saying if they're going to shoot chutes, don't auger.  :D

Offline 1K0N

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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2003, 01:32:20 PM »
Would be a nice feature to give the chute  a side arm, and see how many radiators we can pop with a .45...

Offline B17Skull12

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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2003, 05:30:15 PM »
FDB's would be proud of him.  BTW when is the next chute shooting contest?
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Offline RTR

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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2003, 07:34:34 PM »
Rank generally means nothing, so ranked 3000+ is kinda moot.
there is more than 1 reason for such a low ranking.

As for augering, well obviously he wasn't an accomplished chute shooter LOL.

Seriously though, I never saw a reason to shoot a chute. He/she is already out of the fight, and it's a waste of bb's.  BUt..if we are gonna have a contest...I'll sign up!

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Offline Arlo

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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2003, 07:58:02 PM »
StAt[size=8]S[/i][/size] are [size=8]EvErYtHiNg![/i][/size]

The chute thas the bestest K/D ratio evar! :aok

Offline Innominate

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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2003, 08:18:17 PM »
My solution to the chute problem(The problem being the general acceptance of chute shooting),

Bailing out costs 5 perks.
Exiting successfully after bailing out doesn't count as a death in your stats. (Effectivly the same as landing, except you'd still have to pay for the loss of a perk plane)

Offline DrDea

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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2003, 10:38:42 PM »
Naw ya got it all wrong.Shooting a chute takes away 5 perks.Unless you kill the bastage beFORE he pulls the silk out IE in "Man" icon.Then ya get all the perks he would have gotten had he landed.:lol
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