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Offline Dago

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« on: December 11, 2003, 05:55:37 PM »
Despite rumors to the contrary, here is proof.




I hope Miko doesnt blame it on the US Administration.



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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2003, 06:57:15 PM »
The kid reminds me of how you might look, were I to be talking about fat Americans.

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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2003, 07:00:39 PM »
Hawklore will be devastated.
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2003, 07:24:11 PM »
hes not related...the real santa clause is spelled with a E at the end :p

but with the school systems the way they are...im not suprised the mistake was made

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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2003, 07:25:13 PM »
DETH TO AMREEKA!!!

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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2003, 07:29:45 PM »
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The kid reminds me of how you might look, were I to be talking about fat Americans.


hahahah, you so funny beetle

I wont compare him to you, he doesnt look like a drunk.


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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2003, 04:08:43 AM »
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hahahah, you so funny beetle

I wont compare him to you, he doesnt look like a drunk.


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ROFL! :lol

BTW I always wondered why you call yourself Dago, which is a slang word meaning someone of Latin-American or Mediterranean origin. Is that because there isn't a slang word that means "white trash"?

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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2003, 08:26:26 AM »
Santa died as Al Qaeda Combatant in Afghanistan.

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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2003, 02:54:55 PM »
Notice how I waited till I searched for my name to post... :rolleyes:
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« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2003, 03:12:56 PM »
Santa is alive - but alas, not well.

If you recall, PETA says he's impotent - damn milk and cookies.

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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2003, 04:12:23 PM »
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Is that because there isn't a slang word that means "white trash"?


Oh sure there is Beetle, it's "Limey".  :)


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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2003, 03:29:54 AM »
Dago,

Thank you for pointing that out!

I expect you're delighted to know of the embarrassment that one of Britain's leading air carriers, Virgin Atlantic Airlines, has suffered as a result of one of its pilots having been removed from the cockpit and arrested for being under the influenece of alcohol. Unprecedented.

Although the pilot lives near Oxford, he is not British. He is, erm... American. :aok

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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2003, 05:28:01 AM »
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I expect you're delighted to know of the embarrassment that one of Britain's leading air carriers, Virgin Atlantic Airlines


Wasn't delighted, saddened actually.  Didn't know he was American, either way, its a shame to see someone let a disease like alcoholism ruin a proud career.  I try not to revel in someone elses misery.  

Sorry to see you can take some enjoyment from it.


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