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Offline Holden McGroin

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Grandma's 100th
« on: December 28, 2003, 06:30:50 PM »
Our family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheel chair where the activity's for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't talk very well but she could write notes fairly good when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right and Uncle Charlie grabbed her and straightened her up and stuffed pillows on her right side.

A short time later she started leaning off to her left and Aunt Kate grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side.

Soon she started leaning forward and my cousin Carl grabbed her and tied a pillow case around her waist to hold her up.

I went up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, how are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to me, "They won't let me fart."
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Offline Thrawn

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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2003, 06:51:19 PM »
LOL!

Offline Hawklore

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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2003, 10:00:40 PM »
:rofl
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Offline mrblack

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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2003, 12:25:04 AM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl

Offline Wanker

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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2003, 10:17:57 AM »
:lol