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Offline Curval

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« on: January 05, 2004, 01:17:40 PM »
Cops called last night.  They found it in perfect condition all locked up in the parking lot of a church (of all places).

Now I have two.

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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2004, 01:18:35 PM »
I bet the person who stole it had it locked better than you did.

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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2004, 01:22:36 PM »
Same EXACT way.  Sorry to disappoint.
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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2004, 01:23:46 PM »
Aren't bolt-cutters banned in Bermuda?  They could be used for evil, after all, like stealing well-locked scooters.  How'd the cops get that U-Lock (of course it was a U-Lock, right?) off?

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Glad it worked out for ya.

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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2004, 01:25:36 PM »
LOL! Yeah... right.

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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2004, 01:26:11 PM »
I've always wondered Curval, whats with the chap with the pink pants on your avatar? kinda queer.
I bet he rides a scooter.

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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2004, 01:26:36 PM »
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Same EXACT way.  Sorry to disappoint.


It was locked to the church's ceramic garden gnome?

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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2004, 01:28:38 PM »
It is true Mini....why would he use a U-Lock or any additional locks on a bike he stole?  Where is the logic in that?  

Apart from anything else having the key for his own lock would tend to tie him to the crime, don't you think?
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2004, 01:31:40 PM »
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I've always wondered Curval, whats with the chap with the pink pants on your avatar? kinda queer.
I bet he rides a scooter.


It's me...or more accurately Slapshot's impression of me in Avatar form.

So yea...that devastatingly good looking guy in the avatar rides a scooter.
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2004, 01:35:37 PM »
Curval, I hope you lerned a valuable lesson over all this- If misfortune befalls you, DON'T talk about it here. You'll get ridiculed to death.

Now who gets the second scooter? You should donate it to the very Church where it was recovered. I'll bet there's a Pastor praying they find another carelessly locked Scooter somewhere.

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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2004, 01:35:42 PM »
Tie him to the crime? LOL! You make it sound like there's an investigation going on.  Did they check it for fingerprints too?

You're funny curval.

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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2004, 01:42:43 PM »
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Same EXACT way.  Sorry to disappoint.


Are you sure it isn't YOUR lock?  Maybe they just picked it up out of your yard and put it in a trucl?

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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2004, 01:42:46 PM »
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Tie him to the crime? LOL! You make it sound like there's an investigation going on.  Did they check it for fingerprints too?

You're funny curval.

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What is so funny man?

They did take fingerprints.  This is a small island with only a few bike thieves.  If they could get a finger print they would pick the guy up in 5 minutes.  When they did so, having a key to the lock that the bike is locked with on his person would tend to incrimminate him. Comprende?

Your inability to think is funny.
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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2004, 01:44:45 PM »
WTG Chip.

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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2004, 01:45:56 PM »
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Are you sure it isn't YOUR lock?  Maybe they just picked it up out of your yard and put it in a trucl?


Mickey...it was locked with my own key.

Have you guys forgotten already?  The thief broke into my car looking for change.  He found my set of keys in the compartment in bewteen the driver's seat and front passenger seat.  He unlocked my bike (handle lock only) and drove off.  It was found with the handle lock locked.
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