Author Topic: Suicide vagina (Read 452 times)

mora · « **on:** January 07, 2004, 01:56:19 PM »

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/news/page.cfm?objectid=13777201&method=full&siteid=89488

Apparently the male operatives wouldn't accept one in the pooper.

Seriously this kind of attack is almost impossible to prevent.

Tarmac · « **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2004, 02:05:45 PM »

I have a newfangled bomb detector hanging right between my legs. No terrorists will get their bombs past me in this manner.

gofaster · « **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2004, 02:07:18 PM »

I wonder if this will be added to the "Vagina Monologues"

I can see the script now:

"I was approached by a political activist group and asked how many diameters I was. I was a little embarrassed but agreed to play along with their game. It started out as innocent fun. Little did I know how far I would go!"

LePaul · « **Reply #3 on:** January 07, 2004, 02:13:28 PM »

''But I am still nervous.'' Defence analyst Paul Beaver said there was a ''real and definite threat''.

Paul Beaver?

Keith Holeman?

LOL

mora · « **Reply #4 on:** January 07, 2004, 02:17:26 PM »

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Originally posted by LePaul
''But I am still nervous.'' Defence analyst Paul Beaver said there was a ''real and definite threat''.

Paul Beaver?

Keith Holeman?

LOL

Yep, this might be a perfect prank.

DmdBT · « **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2004, 06:36:08 PM »

''If you do not have specific information about the suspect, it would be impossible to carry out an intimate body search of every female passenger.''

Just look for the woman with the constant wide grin.